Too Fat to Fly? Silent Bob vows to scorch the eart

Larry Gude

Strung Out
It would be nice if they could accommodate you giants as well:buddies:

To be honest I hate sitting in front of tall people as much as I hate sitting there getting squashed by a fat person. Sit in front of a tall person and you cannot get comfortable at all because they will b1tch, piss and moan when you try to lean your seat back even just a little bit.

All you gotta do is turn around and ask. I always try to let people know I wanna recline and, most of the time, they actually say thank you and appreciate the warning rather than just ramming back unannounced.

A little civility goes a long way, I think.
 
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shiki

Guest
I never say a word.....:shrug:...just tough it out until we land.

All you gotta do is turn around and ask. I always try to let people know I wanna recline and, most of the time, they actually say thank you and appreciate the warning rather than just ramming back unannounced.

A little civility goes a long way, I think.

I think you guys may be much nicer than many people traveling.
 

Mojo

New Member
Has anyone ever flown on VirginAmerica? I usually fly Jetblue but VirginAmerica looked even nicer so I figured I would try it out. I'll be hitting the best coast tonight :yahoo:
 

Lenny

Lovin' being Texican
Has anyone ever flown on VirginAmerica? I usually fly Jetblue but VirginAmerica looked even nicer so I figured I would try it out. I'll be hitting the best coast tonight :yahoo:

Hope that's not literal.
 

itsbob

I bowl overhand
It would be nice if they could accommodate you giants as well:buddies:

To be honest I hate sitting in front of tall people as much as I hate sitting there getting squashed by a fat person. Sit in front of a tall person and you cannot get comfortable at all because they will b1tch, piss and moan when you try to lean your seat back even just a little bit.

I've never #####ed about someone reclining their seat.. I don't know how anyone can sit on a plane for 4 or more hours without reclining.. As soon as I hear the wheels come up my seat is reclined, and my headphones are turned on!!

BUT I also try to plan ahead, and get online and grab the second row of the Emergency wing exit seats. MORE legroom, and the seats in front of you don't recline.
 

vraiblonde

Board Mommy
PREMO Member
Patron
The only time I was ever annoyed by someone reclining was - were we on Northwest? - but we were so crammed in that the guy in front of me was in my lap. That whole flight just sucked ass. Larry calmed me down or you'd have read about me in the news. :jet:
 

Larry Gude

Strung Out
The only time I was ever annoyed by someone reclining was - were we on Northwest? - but we were so crammed in that the guy in front of me was in my lap. That whole flight just sucked ass. Larry calmed me down or you'd have read about me in the news. :jet:

:lol:


CONTINENTAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Larry Gude

Strung Out
The only time I was ever annoyed by someone reclining was - were we on Northwest? - but we were so crammed in that the guy in front of me was in my lap. That whole flight just sucked ass. Larry calmed me down or you'd have read about me in the news. :jet:

You were jammed BEFORE they reclined. They slammed into your knees.
 

itsbob

I bowl overhand
Guess your tray table is always locked in the full upright position and never has a drink or other stuff sitting on it.

Reclining seats have no affect on the try table.. The tray and the seat back aren't connected..
 
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kom526

They call me ... Sarcasmo
Best/worst flight ever: I was on my way home from King Khalid Military City, Saudi Arabia in the middle of the LAST row. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG FLIGHT. Thank god smoking was still allowed back then.
 

itsbob

I bowl overhand
Best/worst flight ever: I was on my way home from King Khalid Military City, Saudi Arabia in the middle of the LAST row. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG FLIGHT. Thank god smoking was still allowed back then.

I was only flying to Portland OR and I was miserable. Two legs on the flight, and had to wait for a seat assignment. First leg got the middle of the last row. Across the aisle was the Galley, and behind me was the restroom.. NO sleeping on that flight.

Landed, went to the gate and she had me in the same seat for the second leg. I turned on the charm and she moved me to an exit row.

There have been a few times when I've walked up to a gate and the person doing the check in looked at me and automatically put me in an exit row without asking.
 

Toxick

Splat
I just think this is wrong in sooooo many ways. Why should it matter how big you are they should just have seats that everyone can fit in. Maybe the airlines needs to think about this and make extra large seats in a few rows then problem solved and it saves embarrassment and the airlines bad publicity.



They do make extra large seats that can fit fatties.


They're called first-class.

Which costs more? 1 first-class ticket, or two coach tickets?





Also - at what weight does it become necessary to buy 2 tickets? Unless Kevin Smith has packed on some serious beef lately, he shouldn't be spilling into the next seat. He wasn't that fat last time I saw him.

Yeah, Jay gives him a hard time - calling him lunchbox and stuff - but really, he's not a big sloppy pig.

Or at least he wasn't.




Also - what if you're sitting next to your wife (or husband) and they don't mind you hanging all over them, and putting your unsightly belly-fat in their lap or working with your extra poundage? Do you still have to buy 2 tickets (or 3 counting your Significant Other).


And what if you're big, but not fat. Let's say you have really broad shoulders and muscley arms? Do you still have to buy an extra seat, or is that only for fat people? Is it a punishment for being ugly-big, rather than attractive-big.

There's a lot of gray area here that needs to be explored.
 
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Nucklesack

New Member
They do make extra large seats that can fit fatties.


They're called first-class.

Which costs more? 1 first-class ticket, or two coach tickets?





Also - at what weight does it become necessary to buy 2 tickets? Unless Kevin Smith has packed on some serious beef lately, he shouldn't be spilling into the next seat. He wasn't that fat last time I saw him.

Yeah, Jay gives him a hard time - calling him lunchbox and stuff - but really, he's not a big sloppy pig.

Or at least he wasn't.




Also - what if you're sitting next to your wife (or husband) and they don't mind you hanging all over them, and putting your unsightly belly-fat in their lap or working with your extra poundage? Do you still have to buy 2 tickets (or 3 counting your Significant Other).


And what if you're big, but not fat. Let's say you have really broad shoulders and muscley arms? Do you still have to buy an extra seat, or is that only for fat people? Is it a punishment for being ugly-big, rather than attractive-big.

There's a lot of gray area here that needs to be explored.

He wasnt that large, but he did get bigger. Check him out in the latest Die Hard movie.
 
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