Toys for Tots rejects Jesus dolls

mAlice

mAlice

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2ndAmendment said:
The way you think and what is most dear to you, you should wear a plastic vagina around your neck. Maybe you could get one that vibrates.
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Resorting to insults, 2A. tsk tsk.
 
slotted

slotted

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2ndAmendment said:
The way you think and what is most dear to you, you should wear a plastic vagina around your neck. Maybe you could get one that vibrates.
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Now why would he wear it around his neck? Chicken neck? :confused:
 
BadGirl

BadGirl

I am so very blessed
2ndAmendment said:
No. Popeye says, "I yam what I yam and that's all that I yam." :razz:
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Just like that Edie Brickell song: :What I Yam, Is What I Am". :lol:

I'm not aware of too many things,
but I know what I know if you know what I mean.
Philosophy is the talk on a cereal box.
Religion is the smile on a dog.
I'm not aware of too many things,
but I know what I know if you know what I mean.
Choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep.
What I Yam is what I Yam.
Are you what you are - or what?
I'm not aware of too many things,
but I know what I know if you know what I mean.
Philosophy is a walk on the slippery rocks.
Religion is a light in the fog.
I'm not aware of too many things,
but I know what I know if you know what I mean.
Choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep.
What I Yam is what I Yam.
Are you what you are - or what?
Don't let me get too deep.
 
slotted

slotted

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Screw Jesus, I want a plastic vagina that vibrates for Christmas.... Wonder if toys for tots accepts them?
 
2ndAmendment

2ndAmendment

Just a forgiven sinner
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itsbob said:
and actually it was Descarte that thought, therefore he was..
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And God still says He is "I AM."
Exodus 3:13-15

13Then Moses said to God, "Behold, I am going to the sons of Israel, and I will say to them, 'The God of your fathers has sent me to you.' Now they may say to me, 'What is His name?' What shall I say to them?"

14God said to Moses, "I AM WHO I AM"; and He said, "Thus you shall say to the sons of Israel, 'I AM has sent me to you.'"

15God, furthermore, said to Moses, "Thus you shall say to the sons of Israel, 'The LORD, the God of your fathers, the God of Abraham, the God of Isaac, and the God of Jacob, has sent me to you ' This is My name forever, and this is My memorial-name to all generations.
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mAlice

mAlice

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slotted said:
Screw Jesus, I want a plastic vagina that vibrates for Christmas.... Wonder if toys for tots accepts them?
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I'm sure they'd be confiscated, if ya' know what I mean. :really: :lmao:
 
virgovictoria

virgovictoria

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Excuse me, if I may - I'd like to throw something in here about the article. A Business Development Rep of the doll company is ALSO a rep for Toys for Tots? Right? So, he's actually trying to push 4000 christian religion points in the form of 1 foot tall tokens, across the country via the Marines?

I say that's a BIG BIG :nono:
 
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slotted

slotted

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2ndAmendment said:
Well, I guess I have given you guys enough fun today. Did you have a much fun as I did? :killingme .
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Not near as much fun as those kiddos will have playing with Jacko.... er.... ummm..... Jesus.
 
mAlice

mAlice

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slotted said:
Any old jackass can say I AM, unless they don't speak English, then it might sound a little different.
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You mean it might sound like "I Yam"?
 
Dondi

Dondi

Dondi
I'm opposed to these Jesus dolls. I'm not bothered because of their religious nature or teaching intent, nor am I opposed for political or constitutional reasons.

I'm opposed because of the idea of a "Jesus" doll. While I'm all for giving Jesus the honor of celebrating His birthday and wishing everyone "Merry Christmas", I find it a bit appalling in reducing the Savior of the World, Creator of the Universe to a toy. What happen to little Johnny's Jesus doll in a couple of years when the head pops off and one of the arms is missing and is run over by the lawn mower? Or worse yet, some sadistic kid, like the brat in "Toy Story", decides to "crucify" his Jesus doll. Where's the respect in that?
 
mAlice

mAlice

professional daydreamer
Dondi said:
I'm opposed to these Jesus dolls. I'm not bothered because of their religious nature or teaching intent, nor am I opposed for political or constitutional reasons.

I'm opposed because of the idea of a "Jesus" doll. While I'm all for giving Jesus the honor of celebrating His birthday and wishing everyone "Merry Christmas", I find it a bit appalling in reducing the Savior of the World, Creator of the Universe to a toy. What happen when little Johnny's Jesus doll in a couple of years when the head pops off and one of the arms is missing and is run over by the lawn mower? Or worse yet, some sadistic kid, like the brat in "Toy Story", decides to "crucify" his Jesus doll. Where's the respect in that?
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I just wanna' see the first one dressed in Barbie's clothes. :yay:
 
slotted

slotted

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Dondi said:
Or worse yet, some sadistic kid, like the brat in "Toy Story", decides to "crucify" his Jesus doll. Where's the respect in that?
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I've got to get one of these now. I never thought of that. Good Point! :yay:
 
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