Umm...nice wedding cake...?

[HouseCat]

The cake has bigger hoohas...

I noticed that too.

That thing is disturbing... a bit narcissistic, I think. Ah well.. to each their own.

 

[Dymphna]

He should have cut her head off when he had the chance. You KNOW he's gonna wish he had before too many years (months/weeks/days/hours?) go by.

 

[Dymphna]

Remember the armadillo groom's cake from "Steel Magnolias"?

I especially like the part about it being red velvet cake, so it looked like it was bleeding.

 

[smoothmarine187]

If I stick my finger way down my throat, I can probably still yack up some of the cupcakes I had with lunch, in a cup for you. It's got to look better than that thing!

We can dress up like birds and you can puke in my mouth

You abusing the furniture polish again?

I haven't tried that stuff, it probably tastes better though

 

[BadGirl]

I'd like a piece of ass, please.

I'll get right on that..


~~itsbob

 

[Angel]

My first thought is that she is a Bridezilla... Most Bridezilla's are vain and selfish people.

"The cake actually fulfilled my childhood dream," said Ogbuta, who said she had long thought it would be fun to have a doll made in her likeness. While her fantasy never happened, she said the cake was pretty close. Courtesy Uche Ogbonna

However after reading the quote under the last picture, I'm not sure if it was her who insisted it happen, or her Husband who fulfilled her dream:

Ogbuta said she had asked the groom for a "unique, personalized wedding" and he carried out the request "without reservations." The cake took about a week to consume, with many guests stopping by to help. Courtesy Uche Ogbonna

I've been searching for an article to hopefully prove me wrong and state that she wasn't just being a selfish, vain, Bridezilla, but I haven't been able to prove it yet. I will just live in my fantasy world and believe that once upon a time she mentioned her dream to her future husband about having an American Girl doll made for her and he eventually fulfilled that dream except with a life size wedding cake. Yeah, I like that thought better.

 

[RoseRed]

I bet she will fall apart, just as her cake will after her wedding.

 

[jen8753]

I bet she will fall apart, just as her cake will after her wedding.

 

[huntr1]

What?

Based on the "All About Me" cake, she's gonna drive him crazy.