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My sister's birthday cake is about to come out of the oven. It's an orange chiffon cake. I already have the homemade fruit topping made from fresh strawberries/raspberries and blueberries chilling in the fridge...:yum:
 

Dymphna

Loyalty, Friendship, Love
That reminds me of...

Once, when I worked in the old movie theater in Waldorf (where Kinko's is now) someone took a used pad and stuck it to the bathroom wall. All the employees were so grossed out, they wouldn't do anything about it, they just kept going in there and looking at it, and telling each other to go look. :rolleyes:

At the ripe old age of 19, I was the most mature one there. Someone had to clean it up. :shrug: :barf:
 

renegadeslave

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I'm having a fantastic day (the first one in a looooong time) and I'm willing to sprinkle green karma on people who send me a nice message.
:howdy: :cheers:

Keep the thread alive!
 

Tonio

Asperger's Poster Child
Dymphna said:
That reminds me of...

Once, when I worked in the old movie theater in Waldorf (where Kinko's is now) someone took a used pad and stuck it to the bathroom wall. All the employees were so grossed out, they wouldn't do anything about it, they just kept going in there and looking at it, and telling each other to go look. :rolleyes:

At the ripe old age of 19, I was the most mature one there. Someone had to clean it up. :shrug: :barf:
Good on ya!

I don't envy the janitors at the mall--the men's room always has a stall that is extremely, um, decorated. Maybe someone should have the health department look for spoiled meat at the food court.
 

K_Jo

Pea Brain
PREMO Member
kwillia said:
My sister's birthday cake is about to come out of the oven. It's an orange chiffon cake. I already have the homemade fruit topping made from fresh strawberries/raspberries and blueberries chilling in the fridge...:yum:
How did you lose all that weight in prison?
 

K_Jo

Pea Brain
PREMO Member
In 1989, a friend of mine said, "I'll get married when the Caps go to the Stanley Cup finals." Fast forward to 1998. The friend gets married the day before Game 3 of the Stanley Cup finals, starring the Washington Capitals and the Detroit Redwings. They had rented a fountain for the reception and he asked me to take it back; it had to be back by Tuesday. With unwavering hope in my heart, I drove around with it in my backseat for three days, pretending it was the Stanley Cup. :sigh:
 

FromTexas

This Space for Rent
Tonio said:
Good on ya!

I don't envy the janitors at the mall--the men's room always has a stall that is extremely, um, decorated. Maybe someone should have the health department look for spoiled meat at the food court.

A buddy of mine used to do college work program for cash in college.. go figure. So, his job was to clean the library bathrooms. He liked it because they got paid for four hours of work no matter how long it took them, and it always took two of them under an hour and a half. Anyway...

One day he was cleaning and he found a LOOONG thin wrapped thing of toilet paper and gym tape (rod shaped) that was in a stall in the mens room. It did have some "brown" to it. Obviously, someone had been using it for... other things.

The worst part about this bathroom is the two stalls (side by side) had a giant hole in the metal between them. So, either there was a partner in the other or the one guy didnt worry about anyone seeing.
 
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