Useless Information Thread

[Nanny Pam]

I like to peel the labels off of my prescription bottles.​

 

[Pete]

I just went for a motorcyle ride because I was jonesin for one. It was cold.

 

[Kain99]

just told me he'd rather drink my urine than put skim milk on his cereal.

Then he said, "Are you typing to those people about me?"

Then he said, "I need to get a forum id and spy on you. In fact maybe I already have
one. Just think. Any one of the guys you're f'ing with on there could be me."

Me: "No. No way."

33 seconds later...

Him: "Oh, so you ARE f'ing around with guys on there!"

And so it begins...

 

[somdcrab]

When I was little we went to Tiajuana and I got a ceramic piggy bank and named it Tony Dorsett. Tony was very heavy so I rarely picked him up, but when I did I'd always hit him on my dresser and knock one of his ears off. When they each got knocked off for the first time I cried and cried. My dad duct taped them back on, but I'd pick him up and do it again.

I don't know what happened to him.

I sure do miss that pig.

and whens the next appointment with Dr. Noggin :shrug:

 

[somdcrab]

I like to peel the labels off of my prescription bottles.​

OMFG!!!!!!!! i get a n!@#$%^tt doin that too

 

[K_Jo]

I'm about to leave for my maiden voyage to the Lexington Park Walmart.

 

[kwillia]

I'm about to leave for my maiden voyage to the Lexington Park Walmart.

Is this announcement so that you can secretly meet with Otter again...

 

[Kyle]

Is this announcement so that you can secretly meet with Otter again...

Not much of a secret now, is it?

 

[cattitude]

Is this announcement so that you can secretly meet with Otter again...

Otter loves maidens.

 

[K_Jo]

Is this announcement so that you can secretly meet with Otter again...

Is he the cart-rounder-upper?

 

[cattitude]

I need a ride to Cape May, New Jersey. NOW!

 

[kwillia]

Otter loves maidens.

I know... he and I met up at Lowe's not that long ago...

 

[K_Jo]

Otter loves maidens.

Nobody say anything til I get back.

Seacrest, OUT!

 

[justin anemone]

It is little known that...

...the voice of "E.T." the alien, was performed by Debra Winger.

 

[kwillia]

Is she gone yet...

 

[cattitude]

...the voice of "E.T." the alien, was performed by Debra Winger.

Crap, I knew that and I don't know much.

 

[cattitude]

what about my ride?

 

[kwillia]

what about my ride?

What's in Jersey worth traveling for... other than Bruce...:shrug:

 

[Nickel]

I always have the best hair days on Saturdays.

 

[Agee]

Is she gone yet...

She might not make it back, since she's going to Wal-Mart on the Saturday before easter