Useless Information Thread

[K_Jo]

Good for you sweetheart!!

 

[RoseRed]

I thought that was a myth?

I would respond, but I am blind and can't read this forum.

 

[K_Jo]

I would respond, but I am blind and can't read this forum.

Is your favorite color corduroy?

 

[FromTexas]

Is your favorite color corduroy?

How did Helen Keller burn her face?



She answered the waffle iron.





How did she burn the other side?










They called back.

 

[Pete]

One time in the store I put a can of Chef Boyardee spaghetti O's in the cart. 2 isles later I changed my mind and put it on the shelf with the toothpaste.

 

[RoseRed]

I stole seahells from the seashore and had to 'splian to the city sheriff...

 

[vraiblonde]

I sure do miss that pig.

FT is being a pig - you want him?

 

[K_Jo]

When my husband comes to bed he thinks I'm already asleep but I'm just pretending.

 

[Kain99]

The fine line between love and hate is so thin, it cannot be seen with a microscope.

 

[vraiblonde]

I watched PowerGirls last night and LOVED it.

 

[FromTexas]

FT is being a pig - you want him?

You caught my delete didn't you?

I can be a pig!

 

[K_Jo]

FT is being a pig - you want him?

Not unless I can reach into his ears and pull out pennies.

 

[FromTexas]

I watched PowerGirls last night and LOVED it.

You mean PowerPuff Girls?

 

[FromTexas]

Not unless I can reach into his ears and pull out pennies.

I don't carry small change.

 

[K_Jo]

I love porn.

 

[CityGrl]

I always sleep on the side of the bed that's closest to the window.

 

[K_Jo]

I always sleep on the side of the bed that's closest to the window.

I can't sit with my back to a door!

 

[ViolaceousTiger]

I love porn.

I second that.

 

[vraiblonde]

You caught my delete didn't you?

No - just great minds....well, my mind is great, anyway.

 

[FromTexas]

No - just great minds....well, my mind is great, anyway.

Not fair... mine is akneebreeated!