Useless Information Thread

[mainman]

One time in the store I put a can of Chef Boyardee spaghetti O's in the cart. 2 isles later I changed my mind and put it on the shelf with the toothpaste.

I went to buy toothpaste one time, and picked that same can up... Thanks for making my trip easier...

 

[CityGrl]

I have a bruise on my arm and I don't know how it got there.

 

[vraiblonde]

You mean PowerPuff Girls?

No - PowerGirls. It's about a group of girls that are training to be publicists with Lizzie Grubman.

And I watched Newlyweds afterward. TWO episodes!

 

[FromTexas]

I have a bruise on my arm and I don't know how it got there.

:kink:

 

[MJ]

I once sent a text to K_Jo complaining about the chick that used to sit by me in the office. Only, I accidently sent it to the chick I was complaining about instead.

 

[Kain99]

I'm whitening my teeth again.... and I have this overwhelming urge to confess.... I'm thinking it's the chemicals.

 

[K_Jo]

I once sent a text to K_Jo complaining about the chick that used to sit by me in the office. Only, I accidently sent it to the chick I was complaining about instead.

That was GREAT!

We gave that chick the nickname 'Shim' because...well, anyway, today she told us she has the biggest *appendage* of all the managers. :holycrap:

 

[K_Jo]

I got my driver's license when I was 17 and since then have never changed my weight on it but my weight has changed.

 

[FromTexas]

There are only 7 ways to skin a cat.

 

[K_Jo]

I love "The Gastineau Girls."

 

[mainman]

I'm getting ready to run (drive, like I would run anywhere) to Blockbuster... I would say that's pretty useless info...:shrug:

 

[MJ]

That was GREAT!

We gave that chick the nickname 'Shim' because...well, anyway, today she told us she has the biggest *appendage* of all the managers. :holycrap:

'Shim' was definately the RIGHT nickname, 'constantfireballsuckertalkingwithhermoutfull' was way too long.

 

[FromTexas]

Recorded dirty phone conversation between Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton

The recording is poor so you have to turn it up.

 

[Kain99]

I'm addicted to Immodium AD.... No really!

 

[Pete]

I went to buy toothpaste one time, and picked that same can up... Thanks for making my trip easier...

You're welcome

I think it is bad when you are walking down the cleaning supply aisle and see steaks sitting on top of the Comet. Takes a special kind of bastage to do that.

 

[K_Jo]

Recorded dirty phone conversation between Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton

The recording is poor so you have to turn it up.

I gave up and thought I stopped it. That scared the crap out of me!!!

 

[K_Jo]

I would rather eat Cocoa Puffs than filet mignon.

 

[FromTexas]

I would rather eat KJo's Puffs than filet mignon.

 

[MJ]

When I'm mad at him, I clean my wedding ring with my husband's toothbrush.

 

[FromTexas]

When I'm mad at him, I clean my wedding ring with my husband's toothbrush.

The toilet is better.