Valentine's Day is coming
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pixiegirl
Cleopatra Jones
Hank
my war
I will verify tonight that I'll be without children.
In other words.... waiting to see what Pete has to offer....
pixiegirl
Cleopatra Jones
In other words.... waiting to see what Pete has to offer....
I'm only on the auction block for shacking up. V-day, I'm all yours.
Hank
my war
I'm only on the auction block for shacking up. V-day, I'm all yours.
Cool... Pete can have Jazz 
pixiegirl
Cleopatra Jones
Speaking of V-day gifts.... #2 and I are sitting on the couch last night watching tv, an ad for flowers, a vase, and chocolates comes on. Being the darling sweet child he is, he announces that he's buying me 3 things for v-day. I kiss his sweet little face and tell him that he doesn't have to buy me anything and that daddy told me last year that he'd picked out a ring in a paper ad, they were sold out by the time they made it to said store, and babe was heartbroken. I told him not to try to get me anything, I know he loves me. He then says that he wants to get me 3 things and a ring too.... but it'll have to be a cheap ring because his dad isn't going to give him a whole lot of money.... 
I love that kid, he gets his "matter of factness" from his mama!
I love that kid, he gets his "matter of factness" from his mama!
kwillia
n/a
I will verify tonight that I'll be without children.
But... but... but... what about HORUS... he's willing to get you old-tyme furniture... don't forget HORUS...
pixiegirl
Cleopatra Jones
But... but... but... what about HORUS... he's willing to get you old-tyme furniture... don't forget HORUS...
I lunched with him today. He's welcome to join us I'm sure. He and Hank get along.
Hank
my war
But... but... but... what about HORUS... he's willing to get you old-tyme furniture... don't forget HORUS...
Stop trying to ruin my V-Day date!
Hank
my war
But... but... but... what about HORUS... he's willing to get you old-tyme furniture... don't forget HORUS...
Oh, I mean.... he is invited, we get along....
pixiegirl
Cleopatra Jones
thurley42
HY;FR
Oh, I mean.... he is invited, we get along....
bcp
In My Opinion
In all honesty, if you have to subscribe to a holiday invented to boost sales in certain markets during a slow period in order to let your Wife/Husband know how you feel.
should you really be married anyway?
Want to impress her? Do what I do, randomly throughout the year send some flowers to her for no damn reason.
Nobody, or no designated day should have to tell you its time to recognize their role in your life.
should you really be married anyway?
Want to impress her? Do what I do, randomly throughout the year send some flowers to her for no damn reason.
Nobody, or no designated day should have to tell you its time to recognize their role in your life.
Chris0nllyn
Well-Known Member
1). Get a cardboard box of medium size
2). Cut out a bunch of paper hearts (preferably in red construction paper)
3). Write "I Love You" on the hearts.
4). Fill box with paper hearts.
5). Close box (do not tape it shut).
6). Write and attach a note that says "Open this box, but do not look inside. Hold the box above your head and flip it upside down. Turn the note over after flipping the box."
7). She will most likely be confused at this point, make sure she does it.
8). The paper hearts will fall out of the box onto her.
9). She will then flip the note over, and it should read, "How does it feel to be showered with love?"
You can also add flower pedals if need be....
Be warned, you'll have to top that next year
2). Cut out a bunch of paper hearts (preferably in red construction paper)
3). Write "I Love You" on the hearts.
4). Fill box with paper hearts.
5). Close box (do not tape it shut).
6). Write and attach a note that says "Open this box, but do not look inside. Hold the box above your head and flip it upside down. Turn the note over after flipping the box."
7). She will most likely be confused at this point, make sure she does it.
8). The paper hearts will fall out of the box onto her.
9). She will then flip the note over, and it should read, "How does it feel to be showered with love?"
You can also add flower pedals if need be....
Be warned, you'll have to top that next year
bcp
In My Opinion
1). Get a cardboard box of medium size
2). Cut out a bunch of paper hearts (preferably in red construction paper)
3). Write "I Love You" on the hearts.
4). Fill box with paper hearts.
5). Close box (do not tape it shut).
6). Write and attach a note that says "Open this box, but do not look inside. Hold the box above your head and flip it upside down. Turn the note over after flipping the box."
7). She will most likely be confused at this point, make sure she does it.
8). The paper hearts will fall out of the box onto her.
9). She will then flip the note over, and it should read, "How does it feel to be showered with love?"
You can also add flower pedals if need be....
Be warned, you'll have to top that next year
If you have been married for any length of time, her response as she looks at all the little paper hearts all over the floor will be.
How does it feel to have a vacuum cleaner lodged up your ass.
Chris0nllyn
Well-Known Member
1). Get a cardboard box of medium size
2). Cut out a bunch of paper hearts (preferably in red construction paper)
3). Write "I Love You" on the hearts.
4). Fill box with paper hearts.
5). Close box (do not tape it shut).
6). Write and attach a note that says "Open this box, but do not look inside. Hold the box above your head and flip it upside down. Turn the note over after flipping the box."
7). She will most likely be confused at this point, make sure she does it.
8). The paper hearts will fall out of the box onto her.
9). She will then flip the note over, and it should read, "How does it feel to be showered with love?"
You can also add flower pedals if need be....
Be warned, you'll have to top that next year
This should do it.
NYC sewage plant to offer Valentine's Day tours - WTOP.com
Chasey_Lane
Salt Life
Chris0nllyn
Well-Known Member
That'd be a sh!tty VDay....
Plus, the firm I work for designs Sewage Plants....I see enough of them for work
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bcp
In My Opinion
yep, just what I want, after looking at a billion gallons of liquid turd, a small brown plop to put in my mouth.