Victory Baptist Church, Charlotte Hall

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SOMDLady

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I just came across this. If there's truth to it, it's very disturbing:
Dear Victory Baptist Church in Charlotte Hall, Maryland:

I'm on to your plot. I have seen your handy work twice over, and I must ask why you'd go through such great lengths to get your message heard.

And further more, I would have liked to have been in the room when this plot was cooked up. It's ingenius and had I not gone back a second time I'd have fully believed in what you were trying to present.

The first time I encountered your handy work, I was suspicious but also thought maybe it was a divine encounter. You see, I have IBS, and so on a rainy night after getting gas at BJ's gas station I felt my bowels begin to tremble. I knew this meant I wouldn't make it home and so I must find the closest lavatory. BJ's Warehouse, right across the drive, happened to be just that. I dashed inside, ran to the bathroom (well, quickly walked as if on a mission but not quick enough to be noticed) and entered in to my own personal hell.

Stall 1 didn't lock.

Stall 2 had no toilet paper.

Stall 3 had a toilet bowl filled with human fecal matter.

Stall 4 had urine all over the seat.

Stall 5 held my salvation... a lock, toilet paper, and a clean toilet. Stall 5 also held something else... a brochure from your lovely organization called "God's Simple Plan of Salvation: A Matter of Life and Death".

I'm a bathroom reader, and after what I had just experienced it seemed almost to be divine intervention... so I sat down and read it. Essentially this pamphlet, put out by Lifegate, INC since 1991 but the base informational pamphlet being distributed since 1933, tells you how to "be saved" right there wherever you're reading the information. It tells you how to ask God to save you and it instructs you to be baptized.

Amused, I took the pamphlet because I intended to dissect it later.

Fast forward to 2 weeks ago. I, on the hunt for the perfect jello shot containers, try BJ's warehouse and discover they do not carry them. My old friend IBS rears it's ugly head and again I make the trek to the bathroom.

Stall 1 STILL has no lock.

Stall 2 STILL has no toilet paper.

Stall 3 STILL has human fecal matter in the toilet.

Stall 4 STILL has urine all over the seat.

Stall 5 STILL IS MY SALVATION STALL!

These incidents were over a month apart. I do not believe the bathroom was not cleaned in that month.

It should also be noted that this pamphlet is not in stall 1-4, but in stalls 5-7.

So, Pastor Robert W. Kyner of Victory Baptist Church in Charlotte Hall, I am on to your little plot. I have seen at what lengths you and your congregation will go to obtain new members. Perhaps you are really interested in saving people's souls... but your dirty underhanded techniques are no way to go about doing it.
 
krazd_kat

krazd_kat

Help "Invisible Dogs"
SOMDLady said:
These incidents were over a month apart. I do not believe the bathroom was not cleaned in that month.

It should also be noted that this pamphlet is not in stall 1-4, but in stalls 5-7.

So, Pastor Robert W. Kyner of Victory Baptist Church in Charlotte Hall, I am on to your little plot. I have seen at what lengths you and your congregation will go to obtain new members. Perhaps you are really interested in saving people's souls... but your dirty underhanded techniques are no way to go about doing it.
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To even suggest that this is a "plot" is outrageous. IMO the writer is the one with an "agenda".

I'm also clearly impressed that she can remember all the details of every toilet stall in the building, and if they were in that bad of shape why did she go into each one to verify that there wasn't a pamphlet in there? I know that when I go to a stall and it's dirty, I push the door open and quickly walk away, not go in and look around. Nor would I ever consider checking every other stall once I have done my business.

Totally ridiculous on the writer's end.
 
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vegmom

Bookseller Lady
That particular church does tend to pepper the area with tracs.

The pastor and his wife stopped and bought stuff from a yard sale I was having about 11 years ago when I still lived in Golden Beach. Paid for their stuff and were in the car before I noticed they snuck one in with the money.
 
Baja28

Baja28

Obama destroyed America
So you're accusing the church of demonically collaborating with a national warehouse chain store to leave 2/3 of their stalls uncleaned, forcing someone to discover their religious literature?
:killingme :crazy: :jameo: :killingme :crazy: :jameo: :killingme :crazy: :jameo:
 
aps45819

aps45819

24/7 Single Dad
SOMDLady said:
Fast forward to 2 weeks ago. I, on the hunt for the perfect jello shot containers, try BJ's warehouse and discover they do not carry them. My old friend IBS rears it's ugly head and again I make the trek to the bathroom.
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Maybe if you weren't constantly drunk, you'd quit crapping in your pants.
 
Bigt3725

Bigt3725

Big T's Entertainment LLC
Did you report the bathroom issues to BJ's

That might had help. I use to be neighbors to victory baptist and it is doubtful to me that they would had done that. They seem very nice.
 
Dondi

Dondi

Dondi
FYI, those "God's Simple Plan of Salvation" tracts are used by a lot of churches. But they can be ordered tailored with the name address, phone number, and service schedule of your church. As far as Victory Baptist Church evilly plotting to brainwash certain targeted people who have irritable bowels by sabotaging local food outlet restroom facilities, I'd say..."Yes, they are!" They are out to get you! They are out to get you to Heaven. They are not after you money, they are after your soul. But if you get jaded over a harmless gospel tract, THEN DON'T READ IT.
 
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Marie

New Member
I only practice Bathroom Evanglism at work.
The tracts are ussually Million Dollar bills (Drive throughs)
Worlds best optical illusions (people who look board like the guy punching your reciept at BJ's, and restraunts with a tip, or at events like concerts.
The worlds best one linners (ussually when I am paying bills by mail)
The bathroom tract of choice is (The Good Person Test)

I dont stamp church names on them as I am not pimping a church just hoping people will get saved.
 
craberta

craberta

New Member
Are you sure you have IBS?

I thought I had it, turned out it was a bad bug I caught in Mexico, and Anxiety combining to make me worship toilets!
 
itsbob

itsbob

I bowl overhand
Dondi said:
They are not after you money, they are after your soul. .
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Churches are a business.. the ONLY business where you pay money for NOTHING, and they don't have to pay taxes on the things they don't sell.

Quite the scm don't you think?

So what does the pastor of this church do for work?
 
Dondi

Dondi

Dondi
itsbob said:
Churches are a business.. the ONLY business where you pay money for NOTHING, and they don't have to pay taxes on the things they don't sell.

Quite the scm don't you think?

So what does the pastor of this church do for work?
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You don't have to pay for anything. Salvation is free, God paid for it already. As far as tithing, that's between the individual and God, not the pastor or the church. I tithe regularly, but I do so as an act of worship towards God, AND, as a fringe benefit. I've long since learned that God blesses a cheerful giver. Much of what I have tithed has come back to me in the form of something else. Not that I'm expect something back, but it's nice when that happens.

The pastor's job is to overlook the flock, teach and preach the Word of God, and counsel members of the church on spiritual, family, marital, and other matters. While Christ is the head of the church, he is a servant called to guide the church toward the work of the Lord. Many pastors start out still working for their company only working part time as pastor, until there is sufficient funds from the generous tithing of the members to allow him to draw a salary so he can direct all his attention to the ministry. The pastor does many visits to folks, the sick, the elderly, or those who have lost a loved one, to provide comfort in time of need. Something a psychiatrist paid triple of what he makes cannot do.

Yes, the churches are tax exempt, as they are not out to make a profit. They do provide a service to it's members, something we volunteer to be a part of. But one benefit the members get is that all the contributions are tax-exempt as well. We get a tax break on what we tithe, so it works both ways.

And by the way, pastors pay taxes, too.

I don't know what you are getting at as far as a scam, unless you are talking about televangelists and the like that fleece people for health and wealth promises. That is truly tragic. But for a church like Victory Baptist Church, that just isn't so.
 
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