Was Jesus Italian?

Monello

Yeah, whatever
PREMO Member
Jesus is italian, his mother's name is "Mary" and Mary was married to Joseph (Joey), when he was born 3 wise-men (aka wise guys) came bearing gifts (which I am sure was an envelope filled with hundreds, a huge full tray of Manicotti, and a gold rope chain necklace with a Crist Head Cross pendant on it.) At the Last Supper he drank red wine (that I am sure his grandfather made in the basement and kept in a huge jug- only italians have the power to turn water into wine- of course after weeks in the basement) and he broke bread (which I have on good information that it came from Calandra's Bakery on Bloomfield Ave) So there, that settles it, Jesus was italian.
 

Kyle

Having a Beer while the world burns!
PREMO Member
Just to clinch it, did he have leather pants and talk with his hands?
 

AnthonyJames

R.I.P. My Brother Rick
I was named after him.

I specifically remember my Dad looking straight at me and yelling "Jesus Christ, get in the car!", "Jesus Christ, put some clothes on!", "Jesus Christ, are you wearing sandals again!".
 

Tech

Well-Known Member
And here I thought he was Irish
  1. His mother thought he was God.
  2. Never held a steady job.
  3. He didn't leave home till he was thirty.
 
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