Yet the closest race track to you has become the Daytona International Speedway of asphalt short track racing.
If you think Bristol is boring, you might be a moron.
If you don't like short track "rubbing is racing", you might be a moron.
If you think California and Texas provide better racing action than North Wilkesboro and Rockingham, you might be a moron.
If you think the Michigan 400 and The Brickyard 400 are more exciting than Langley Speedway, Toledo Speedway, Fairgrounds Speedway Nashville and Irwindale Speedway, you might be a moron