We had us a riot last night!

Hijinx

Well-Known Member
It was a cheap shot. and it shows a man can make millions of dollars, but you cannot buy class.

Chris Rock showed the class tonight.
 

UglyBear

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Oscars as miniature of our society.
Started as glamorous celebration of American talent, ingenuity, and industry (suck it, frog eaters).
Degraded to stale circle jerk of mundane unoriginality, rife with monsters, body so weak it succumbed to the virus of wokeness.

And now it’s just black male on black male violence over disrespecting their ho’s.
Slow clap.
 

BOP

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A group of yoots swarmed the streets, ridin' into town, a-whompin' and a-whumpin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. They descended on the Walmart about a mile from my house and looted it, caused a bunch of mayhem in the main tourist area, fights breaking out in the street, etc.

Numerous threads about it here:


So of course people are freaking out, wanting to cancel Spring Break, cancel tourism, blah blah blah. :lol: Now, I think I saw a report that we get over 100,000 visitors during Spring Break; the problem children were maybe 100 people. So clearly SB is largely peaceful with packs of young people doing normal things, like overdrinking and puking in the streets or ODing on drugs. There are also a ton of families and older people as well.

Not sure what's going to be done to prevent it in the future, or if anything can be done. But if it were up to me I'd have a large police presence throughout the city in the areas where these folks are most likely gather. The second someone jumps up on a car and starts twerking, give 'em the wood shampoo and haul 'em off to jail. When cops see a potential situation, swarm them and shut it down right then and there. Nip it....in the bud. Because once something like that gets started, it's all over.

I love living in a resort town and I love the stuff we have because we're such a big tourist destination. So I don't want them canceling any of that, just get a freaking handle on it and have a zero tolerance policy. That way you don't impact the vacationers and partiers, it falls directly on the dumbshits who don't know how to act. If someone bitches about RACIST! tell them to STFU.

But it says something about the people who make up our government, both local and federal...that they're idiots who couldn't make a logical decision to save their lives. They freak out and react instead of coming up with a plan. Then I realize it's ALL people, especially in groups, that appear to check their common sense at the door.

Anyway, between hurricanes and feral spring breakers, it's pretty exciting here. :jet:
 

BOP

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T

he same problem min Va. beach during spring break, the same type customers, and Ocean City is beginning to get bad also. The safest place to go on vacation is to places where something is educational. Monticello for instance.
As long as there aren't any statues on the grounds of where ever you go.
 

HemiHauler

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Maybe Will is upset because he's an unwilling cuck and his wife has had half the dix in Hollyweird in *her* mouth,
 

vraiblonde

Board Mommy
PREMO Member
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Maybe Will is upset because he's an unwilling cuck and his wife has had half the dix in Hollyweird in *her* mouth,

She's said a number of things in interviews that made me think, "Girl, if I were your husband I'd beat your ass for that."
 

Kyle

Beloved Misanthrope
PREMO Member
They probably faked it. They know no one watches these awards crapshows anymore so they have to create some drama so people will watch the viral bits.

Hate them.
There is speculation in a lot of the comments sections on news sites about just that.

Staging to entice interest back to their little hollywood masturbation ceremony.
 

OccamsRazor

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I believe it was 100% authentic and spontaneous. That being said, I also think that if it were someone like Tom Hanks or Brad Pitt slapping the taste out of Chris Rock's mouth.. it would be a TOTALLY different story this morning.
 

SamSpade

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PREMO Member
I believe it was 100% authentic and spontaneous. That being said, I also think that if it were someone like Tom Hanks or Brad Pitt slapping the taste out of Chris Rock's mouth.. it would be a TOTALLY different story this morning.

I can't tell. I have to admit, if someone decided to ridicule my wife or my kid on network television, I'd strongly consider smacking them too.

What makes it LOOK fake is, a guy like Will Smith should have been able to hit hard enough to have Chris rubbing his face and saying "dammit Will, that hurt". Instead he rocks back and says Will Smith slapped the crap outa me. BUT - Will's behavior while seated sure sounds like a guy pissed off.

Whatever, it wasn't cool. It further suggests to people that you smack people that insult you.
 

OccamsRazor

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What makes it LOOK fake is, a guy like Will Smith should have been able to hit hard enough to have Chris rubbing his face and saying "dammit Will, that hurt". Instead he rocks back and says Will Smith slapped the crap outa me.
Will Smith is a fairly smart guy. Maybe not 100% in this scenario. He could have PUNCHED Rock however, he decided to open-hand pimp slap him. Doing this got his point across WITHOUT causing any real damage. I'm pretty sure Rock was stunned but didn't 'show' the full force of the blow due to being on TV. Pride and all...
 

OccamsRazor

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Waiting for someone to create a montage to "We will Rock You" with the slap.

Rock you're a boy
Made a big mistake hostin'
At the Oscars gonna be a big man someday
Got Red on your face.
Big disgrace...
Will Smith slapped you all over the place.
 
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