Well inevitably, it finally happened...

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dems4me

Guest
:mad: I'd been enjoying my super secret way in and out of work for almost a year now with hardly any traffic from Southern Maryland until I hit Suitland Parkway. Tonight I was driving home, enjoying my lack of commuters on my super secret way when I saw it :mad: It was a :GASP: a Keller bus. :cussing: :faint: I'd never seen one before on my super secret way in or out before and there it was :mad: Not only does that bus driver now know my way, :jameo: but he'll probably tell the other bus drivers :jameo: not to mention ALL the passengers on the bus are now seeing my super secret way in and out :jameo: What a disappointing commute home. :mad: :banghead:
 

bcp

In My Opinion
bring a baggie full of poop (loose stool from the upset stomach a fat woman works best) and throw it on the windshield of the bus.
he will tell his friends that it is a hostile route and you will be free from traffic again.
 
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dems4me

Guest
Get a sport bike and pass them all up on the freeway. Duh.

Several reasons :shrug:
1) I spend alot of time commuting, I'd never pack light enough; 2) I'm not fond of bikes, and even more not fond of me being on one; 3) I'd get too dirty going in and out of work; and 4) I'd have to skip all days that it rains or snows. :lol:

Thanks though :huggy: My focus is on how to kindly write a letter to Keller asking them to never take my way home again. :lol:
 
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dems4me

Guest
bring a baggie full of poop (loose stool from the upset stomach a fat woman works best) and throw it on the windshield of the bus.
he will tell his friends that it is a hostile route and you will be free from traffic again.


EWWW.... :barf: If I go that extreme of a measure I would hope I'm on mental disability and not have to worry about work arrival times and coming home at a certain time :lol:
 

Fenrir51

New Member
You can ride in the rain and snow. Dual sport for the win. :D

Get an H1 and drive like you're in Iraq.

Edit: Forget the H1 I forgot you guys have to pay for gas.
 
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dems4me

Guest
You can ride in the rain and snow. Dual sport for the win. :D

Get an H1 and drive like you're in Iraq.

Edit: Forget the H1 I forgot you guys have to pay for gas.

I'll pass on both :lol: Thanks though :lol: I'm just hoping I don't see one tomorrow... although in my kirked out mode about it all, I'm envisioning seeing 70 Keller busses tomorrow :jameo: :jameo:


:lol:
 
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dems4me

Guest
Since it's no longer a secret, tell us the route. :popcorn:

Oh... okay... you convinced me... its jump on 210 to 295, to Route 5, to the beltway take that one full lap and a half to 270 go up to Damascus, then backtrack a bit, go down Canal Road and Drive all the way the entire length through Georgetown, only to take the GW Parkway to 66, and cross over eventually into the mixing bowl, then taking the 14th Street bridge in :yay: :smile:

:lol:


Check your pms in about 5 min. :lol:
 

Sadysue

New Member
:mad: I'd been enjoying my super secret way in and out of work for almost a year now with hardly any traffic from Southern Maryland until I hit Suitland Parkway. Tonight I was driving home, enjoying my lack of commuters on my super secret way when I saw it :mad: It was a :GASP: a Keller bus. :cussing: :faint: I'd never seen one before on my super secret way in or out before and there it was :mad:

I feel your pain............ seriously.:poorbaby:
 
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dems4me

Guest
Whoa!!!!:jameo: Whoa!!!! :jameo: Hold off on all the pms please!!! Even I can't keep up with them :jameo: :jameo: Give me a sec to free up some space for about 5 min please!!! TIA!! :huggy:
 

Chasey_Lane

Salt Life
Oh... okay... you convinced me... its jump on 210 to 295, to Route 5, to the beltway take that one full lap and a half to 270 go up to Damascus, then backtrack a bit, go down Canal Road and Drive all the way the entire length through Georgetown, only to take the GW Parkway to 66, and cross over eventually into the mixing bowl, then taking the 14th Street bridge in :yay: :smile:

:lmao:
 
Oh... okay... you convinced me... its jump on 210 to 295, to Route 5, to the beltway take that one full lap and a half to 270 go up to Damascus, then backtrack a bit, go down Canal Road and Drive all the way the entire length through Georgetown, only to take the GW Parkway to 66, and cross over eventually into the mixing bowl, then taking the 14th Street bridge in :yay: :smile:

:lol:


Check your pms in about 5 min. :lol:

Your fibbing - Canal to GW to 395 to West Glebe to Rt. 1 to 66 is MUCH faster than Canal through GT to GW to 66...

EVERYONE knows that! :lmao:
 
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dems4me

Guest
I didn't see ANY Keller buses until I hit the bridge this morning and that was just one bus :lol: :lol:
 

nachomama

All Up In Your Grill
I can guess what it is, she's coming to St. Marys or Charles Co. around Hughesville and Suitland Pkwy is mentioned but Im not telling cause I dont want to make the other people who take that route mad.:lmao:

It's all good. I'll only be using that route for another week. :yahoo:
 

beamher

Well-Known Member
Oh... okay... you convinced me... its jump on 210 to 295, to Route 5, to the beltway take that one full lap and a half to 270 go up to Damascus, then backtrack a bit, go down Canal Road and Drive all the way the entire length through Georgetown, only to take the GW Parkway to 66, and cross over eventually into the mixing bowl, then taking the 14th Street bridge in :yay: :smile:

:lol:


Check your pms in about 5 min. :lol:
that was funny as he!! someone walked into my cube as i'm :lol: they know when i'm being entertained!!
 
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