What age should a boy STOP sitting down to pee?

MMDad

MMDad

Lem Putt
Larry Gude said:
...men grow up taking a whiz next to each other, talking, 'you got the sports page?', spelling our names and, by and large, unless some female is around to demand otherwise, given our natural state, we don't much close bathroom doors.
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Larry, I never thought you would be an offender of the cardinal man-law: You never talk to another guy while taking a whiz. There's something skeevy about talking to a guy who is holding his pecker. If you can't see that, we're going to have to take away your man card make you grow daisies.
 
Larry Gude

Larry Gude

Strung Out
You must...

MMDad said:
Larry, I never thought you would be an offender of the cardinal man-law: You never talk to another guy while taking a whiz. There's something skeevy about talking to a guy who is holding his pecker. If you can't see that, we're going to have to take away your man card make you grow daisies.
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...be kidding? Maybe you never do. I talk to people all the time;

'how's it hanging?'

'Find it yet?'

'Sorry about that'

'####ing Redskins/Terps/Bullets/Caps'

'Did you see the tits on 'bartender/waitress/old woman'?'

'Good one!' to the inevitable ripped one...vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrttttttttttttttttt...

Take my man card? I don't trust anyone who doesn't at least grunt in the public can.
 
MMDad

MMDad

Lem Putt
Larry Gude said:
...be kidding? Maybe you never do. I talk to people all the time;

'how's it hanging?'

'Find it yet?'

'Sorry about that'

'####ing Redskins/Terps/Bullets/Caps'

'Did you see the tits on 'bartender/waitress/old woman'?'

'Good one!' to the inevitable ripped one...vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrttttttttttttttttt...

Take my man card? I don't trust anyone who doesn't at least grunt in the public can.
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You're the guy everyone else talks about AFTER they leave the john:

"There was this wierd dude in there trying to talk to me while I was peeing. What a freak!"

Did you ever notice that when you talk to guys at the urinal they don't answer, zip up quickly, and leave even if they aren't done? You are responsible for wet pants everywhere you go!
 
Lugnut

Lugnut

I'm Rick James #####!
Larry Gude said:
...be kidding? Maybe you never do. I talk to people all the time;

'how's it hanging?'

'Find it yet?'

'Sorry about that'

'####ing Redskins/Terps/Bullets/Caps'

'Did you see the tits on 'bartender/waitress/old woman'?'

'Good one!' to the inevitable ripped one...vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrttttttttttttttttt...

Take my man card? I don't trust anyone who doesn't at least grunt in the public can.
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Don't forget the ole, "bet I can piss farther than you" and "Hey 10 bucks says I can hit that squirrel..."
 
sockgirl77

sockgirl77

Well-Known Member
sockgirl77 said:
Must really suck to be your man.
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What age should a boy S... 05-18-2007 09:20 AM why don't you try being nice once & awhile?

I was being nice. Qurious is an idiot. :shrug:
 
Larry Gude

Larry Gude

Strung Out
"In the Marine Corps...

MMDad said:
You're the guy everyone else talks about AFTER they leave the john:

"There was this wierd dude in there trying to talk to me while I was peeing. What a freak!"

Did you ever notice that when you talk to guys at the urinal they don't answer, zip up quickly, and leave even if they aren't done? You are responsible for wet pants everywhere you go!
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...we're taught to not pizz our pants."

Ha!

(I'm not a Marine, just love that joke)
 
Qurious

Qurious

Im On 1.
sockgirl77 said:
What age should a boy S... 05-18-2007 09:20 AM why don't you try being nice once & awhile?

I was being nice. Qurious is an idiot. :shrug:
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i wouldn't throw that word around so easily if I were you....
 
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milkshake

New Member
sockgirl77 said:
What age should a boy S... 05-18-2007 09:20 AM why don't you try being nice once & awhile?

I was being nice. Qurious is an idiot. :shrug:
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ha ha sockgirl if i were you i know for a fact i would make my man shower if i were to have **oral** sex woth him . i mean after all he isn't very faithfull now is he?
 
Bustem' Down

Bustem' Down

Give Peas a Chance
milkshake said:
ha ha sockgirl if i were you i know for a fact i would make my man shower if i were to have **oral** sex woth him . i mean after all he isn't very faithfull now is he?
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Good god, you need some grammer lessons, with a little spelling on the side.
 
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Tigerlily

Luvin Life !!!
sockgirl77 said:
:snort:
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Am I the only woman that thinks it's the dad's job to show the boy how to pee standing up? I mean if he is available at least. How am I supposed to teach a boy when I am a girl. My son sat for the first couple of years and even though I don't go into the bathroom with him I still think he sits at home quite a bit as I don't find the seat up or hear it thud down at home.


So I just asked him and he tells me he does both. If he has to go really bad he sits, at school he stands and outdoors. He did share though that he will not poo at school he waits until he gets home. I could care less how he relieves himself as long as there isn't a mess to clean up after.
 
misshelper

misshelper

New Member
Tigerlily said:
Am I the only woman that thinks it's the dad's job to show the boy how to pee standing up? I mean if he is available at least. How am I supposed to teach a boy when I am a girl. My son sat for the first couple of years and even though I don't go into the bathroom with him I still think he sits at home quite a bit as I don't find the seat up or hear it thud down at home.


So I just asked him and he tells me he does both. If he has to go really bad he sits, at school he stands and outdoors. He did share though that he will not poo at school he waits until he gets home. I could care less how he relieves himself as long as there isn't a mess to clean up after.
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My boys learned from seeing daddy do it or from the other brothers doing it.
 
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