Dougstermd
ORGASM DONOR
lovinmaryland said:well i am sure a few drops get on that thing now and then...right, if you expect me to that thing wipe it every now and then please
ITs my thing and I will wash it as fast as I want to
lovinmaryland said:well i am sure a few drops get on that thing now and then...right, if you expect me to that thing wipe it every now and then please
that will work tooaps45819 said:Don't worry, we'll at least tell you we did
LordStanley said:Wipe what.... We dont pee all over ourselves during urination like women do.
Qurious said:shaking it like a polaroid picture still leaves pee stains in your boxers or briefs.....
Lugnut said:Maybe you aren't shaking it properly/enough. Go try again and report back.
That's why you wash themQurious said:shaking it like a polaroid picture still leaves pee stains in your boxers or briefs.....
Qurious said:even a dog who shakes after a bath still is wet.
They don't care. Neither do we.Qurious said:even a dog who shakes after a bath still is wet.
aps45819 said:They don't care. Neither do we.
Lugnut said:Gross! If you're comparing peeing to being soaked like a dog bath it's no wonder you always shower before time!!! You should probably consider showering MORE often.
You could also shave the schnauzer to reduce drying time.
Just food for thought.
Qurious said:even a dog who shakes after a bath still is wet.
If he's smart, he'll do that AFTER touching herLordStanley said:Do you make him wash his hands before he touches you?
LordStanley said:Do you make your man brush his teeth before he kisses you?
Do you make him wash his hands before he touches you?
Qurious said:marinated cooch
Qurious said:thats a no brainer...he's already taken a shower and cleaned up....so of course everything is clean.
Look smart ass...just because you like to taste your wifes marinated cooch doesn't mean every other man does.
nasty ass.
mainman said:
Qurious said:thats a no brainer...he's already taken a shower and cleaned up....so of course everything is clean.
Look smart ass...just because you like to taste your wifes marinated cooch doesn't mean every other man does.
nasty ass.
LordStanley said:hahaha... your calling me the nasty ass??? Im not the one that needs to take excessive amounts of showers in order to get my wife to touch me.
You're the one that put yourself our there that you are just so naturaly dirty to you feel bad for your man, and must shower before any physical contact
lushlips44 said:You know Summers Eve can take care of the problem you have and then you won't have to worry about taking so many showers.
Qurious said:The men said they dont wipe when they pee or take a crap and will go down on their wife without washing or themselves without washing and I'm the nasty one?
stfu...really...