What age should a boy STOP sitting down to pee?

Dougstermd

ORGASM DONOR
lovinmaryland said:
well i am sure a few drops get on that thing now and then...right, if you expect me to :razz: that thing wipe it every now and then please :howdy:


ITs my thing and I will wash it as fast as I want to :smack:
 

Qurious

Im On 1.
LordStanley said:
Wipe what.... We dont pee all over ourselves during urination like women do.

shaking it like a polaroid picture still leaves pee stains in your boxers or briefs.....
 

aps45819

24/7 Single Dad
Qurious said:
shaking it like a polaroid picture still leaves pee stains in your boxers or briefs.....
That's why you wash them :smack:
Any and all sex I've had has included the exchange of body fluids. The fluid I like to share the most leaves the same place as my urine. So unless you make your guy do a dick douch, you're getting some left over pee.
 

Lugnut

I'm Rick James #####!
Qurious said:
:buttkick: even a dog who shakes after a bath still is wet.

Gross! If you're comparing peeing to being soaked like a dog bath it's no wonder you always shower before :banana: time!!! You should probably consider showering MORE often.

You could also shave the schnauzer to reduce drying time.

Just food for thought. :yay:
 

lovinmaryland

Well-Known Member
Lugnut said:
Gross! If you're comparing peeing to being soaked like a dog bath it's no wonder you always shower before :banana: time!!! You should probably consider showering MORE often.

You could also shave the schnauzer to reduce drying time.

Just food for thought. :yay:


Hello we are not rockin 70s style bush here.... brazilian all the way over here :razz:
 

Qurious

Im On 1.
LordStanley said:
Do you make your man brush his teeth before he kisses you?

Do you make him wash his hands before he touches you?

thats a no brainer...he's already taken a shower and cleaned up....so of course everything is clean.


Look smart ass...just because you like to taste your wifes marinated cooch doesn't mean every other man does. :rolleyes:

nasty ass. :killingme
 

LordStanley

I know nothing
Qurious said:
thats a no brainer...he's already taken a shower and cleaned up....so of course everything is clean.


Look smart ass...just because you like to taste your wifes marinated cooch doesn't mean every other man does. :rolleyes:

nasty ass. :killingme




hahaha... your calling me the nasty ass??? Im not the one that needs to take excessive amounts of showers in order to get my wife to touch me.

You're the one that put yourself our there that you are just so naturaly dirty to you feel bad for your man, and must shower before any physical contact :lmao:
 

lushlips44

If the shoe fits....
Qurious said:
thats a no brainer...he's already taken a shower and cleaned up....so of course everything is clean.


Look smart ass...just because you like to taste your wifes marinated cooch doesn't mean every other man does. :rolleyes:

nasty ass. :killingme


You know Summers Eve can take care of the problem you have and then you won't have to worry about taking so many showers. :lmao:
 

Qurious

Im On 1.
LordStanley said:
hahaha... your calling me the nasty ass??? Im not the one that needs to take excessive amounts of showers in order to get my wife to touch me.

You're the one that put yourself our there that you are just so naturaly dirty to you feel bad for your man, and must shower before any physical contact :lmao:

yeah thats exactly what I said moron :rolleyes:

while you brag about wifey going down on your slim jim tastin john and moth balls.... i'll be fresh and so clean not giving a sh!t what u think LordStanky.
 

Qurious

Im On 1.
lushlips44 said:
You know Summers Eve can take care of the problem you have and then you won't have to worry about taking so many showers. :lmao:

The men said they dont wipe when they pee or take a crap and will go down on their wife without washing or themselves without washing and I'm the nasty one?

stfu...really...
 

lushlips44

If the shoe fits....
Qurious said:
The men said they dont wipe when they pee or take a crap and will go down on their wife without washing or themselves without washing and I'm the nasty one?

stfu...really...


I can understand why you have to take a shower every time....you work with crap all day.....or at least you talk a lot of it!!! :razz:

And I read all the thread and all I saw was that you are not a clean girl and all the guys you are with, aren't clean either. If you pick and choose who you are with instead of giving it up to just anyone you wouldn't have a problem. :buttkick:
 
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