What are some laws I should be aware of if I choose to move to SM?

[ScorchTomato]

SM stands for Southern Maryland.

 

[aps45819]

You can't marry your first cousin

 

[Pete]

You can't have sex with sheep unless the sheep consents in writing.

Sheep can write?

 

[danny3527]

you have to drink 10 oz. beer! man-law!

 

[Danzig]

you have to drink 10 oz. beer! man-law!

Also if you are charged more for a 10oz beer than a 12oz beer you are not being ripped off, that's how it is down here.

 

[gumby]

You can't marry your first cousin

or your sister.

 

[Richard Cranium]

Maryland wants you to change your plates and license as soon as you get into the state. Don't fall for it.

 

[Thor]

You can't marry your first cousin

Well now that's just crazy talk.

 

[Ponytail]

The left hand lane is NOT a passing lane.

The legal blood alcohol limit is only a suggestion for many folks.

Students truly LOVE their teachers here and Vice Versa.

Electric Bulls here are not harmless nor are they the responsibility of the owner/operators.

When you've heard the saying "The South will rise again", MD is what they were talking about. They moved north and settled here, though not very happily. I don't know the exact wording of that law though.

New politicians MUST start at the public library and on SOMD.com.

Pete is the local hair care expert. Period.

 

[Dougstermd]

passing on the right shoulder is expected

there are no laws south of the blinking light in Ridge

the TJ bridge is for site seing and suicides never intende as a thourgh fare

 

[donbarzini]

If you see a tricked-out Montero SUV you MUST cut it off at least three times before jumping across three lanes to pull into a parking lot.

 

[Ponytail]

If you see a tricked-out Montero SUV you MUST cut it off at least three times before jumping across three lanes to pull into a parking lot.

I tricked out Montero? is that possible?

 

[Charles]

I tricked out Montero? is that possible?

36" spinners.

 

[Lenny]

You must never, ever count out the stupidity of Forest.

 

[OldHillcrestGuy]

If you see a tricked-out Montero SUV you MUST cut it off at least three times before jumping across three lanes to pull into a parking lot.

Andy I think you are being picked on.

 

[snow_angel2000]

LMFAO You guys are hilarious...sad, however very true, are the things you're all saying

 

[aps45819]

LMFAO You guys are hilarious...sad, however very true, are the things you're all saying

try to marry your cousin?

 

[kom526]

you have to drink 10 oz. beer! man-law!

It has to be in a can, not one of those froo froo imports that come in a bottle like Michelob or Killian's Irish Red.

Softball is a religion.
Stuffed ham is a staple food during the holidays.
Only eat oysters during months with an "R" in it.
It is Rt. 5, not Point Lookout Road.
The 7th District is a scary place after dark, you don't want to live here, er I mean there.

I know I missed some..

 

[aps45819]

I know I missed some..

Directions are based on using bars that are no longer in existance as reference points, i.e. "turn right where the Halfway house used to be."

 

[kom526]

Directions are based on using bars that are no longer in existance as reference points, i.e. "turn right where the Halfway house used to be."

To get to Courtney's or Scheible's turn where the Hideaway was, right up from KC Hill.