What do you HATE about marriage?

Pete

Pete

Repete
mainman said:
:lmao: Wonderful idea...:high5:
Click to expand...
We should work out a title, what do you think about ; "Manly men and the manly men they raised."

Or

"Batter up! Manly men who stepped up to the plate"

or

"Men who married fixer-uppers and failed but survived"

or

"Oh the hell I have seen"

Maybe

"Frankly my dear, I don't need your shiat, get out and let me get to work."

Hmmm

"I can tell you are lying, your lips are moving"
 
mainman

mainman

Set Trippin
Pete said:
We should work out a title, what do you think about ; "Manly men and the manly men they raised."

Or

"Batter up! Manly men who stepped up to the plate"

or

"Men who married fixer-uppers and failed but survived"

or

"Oh the hell I have seen"

Maybe

"Frankly my dear, I don't need your shiat, get out and let me get to work."

Hmmm

"I can tell you are lying, your lips are moving"
Click to expand...
I'll get back to you on this one, need oxygen...can't breathe...:roflmao: :killingme :lol: :lmao:
 
kom526

kom526

They call me ... Sarcasmo
I hate the fact that I work nights and we don't get to share familial duties in the evenings. But we rarely argue because we value our together time too much. (that was the mushy part)

Now for the flip side:
shoe/swimsuit/bra/antique shopping
"Am I fat?":rollseyes:
The plethora of Land's End, L.L. Bean, Sahalia, The Territory Ahead, Ross- Simon and other catalogs. Vickies Secret, I don't mind too much though. :lmao:
 
Pete

Pete

Repete
mainman said:
I'll get back to you on this one, need oxygen...can't breathe...:roflmao: :killingme :lol: :lmao:
Click to expand...
Here are more

"No I am sorry sex won't make it all better, put your clothes back on."

"Stereotypical man hell, leave the kid and hit the bricks."

"Sold the armor, shot the horse, out of the rescue business, call the Red Cross"

"I don't care if your mom disagrees with the judge, you are a POS"

"I don't smoke dope, chew rope, dance, prance, romance, fight, fart, duck, shoot the shiat, or drive a truck. I've been to Maine, Spain, Spokane, around the world three times, two world's fairs, and seen goats bang in the market place. But I ain't never seen no woman like you. Oh and your child support check is 3 years late."
 
Larry Gude

Larry Gude

Strung Out
If only that fit on...

Pete said:
"I don't smoke dope, chew rope, dance, prance, romance, fight, fart, duck, shoot the shiat, or drive a truck. I've been to Maine, Spain, Spokane, around the world three times, two world's fairs, and seen goats bang in the market place. But I ain't never seen no woman like you. Oh and your child support check is 3 years late."
Click to expand...

...a T-shirt.
 
Pete

Pete

Repete
Larry Gude said:
...a T-shirt.
Click to expand...
I had to edit it for relevance. It is a thing I learned looooooong ago for Chiefs initiation. I had forgotten it. I googled it and found it. :roflmao:
 
sushisamba

sushisamba

Purrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Pete said:
"I don't smoke dope, chew rope, dance, prance, romance, fight, fart, duck, shoot the shiat, or drive a truck. I've been to Maine, Spain, Spokane, around the world three times, two world's fairs, and seen goats bang in the market place. But I ain't never seen no woman like you. Oh and your child support check is 3 years late."
Click to expand...

:killingme

Come here, Petey :poorbaby:
 
Pete

Pete

Repete
bresamil said:
Statements like that only work when you mean it. :lmao:
Click to expand...
Oh I mean it alright. :lol:

See my marital travesty caused me to swing 180 degrees. Before it was "Ms. good Enough" I can fix it.

Now I am not settling for anything except my perception of perfection, or Terri Clark.
 
sushisamba

sushisamba

Purrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Pete said:
Oh I mean it alright. :lol:

See my marital travesty caused me to swing 180 degrees. Before it was "Ms. good Enough" I can fix it.

Now I am not settling for anything except my perception of perfection, or Terri Clark.
Click to expand...
:doh: you're really gonna make me look her up on my own?
 
B

bresamil

wandering aimlessly
Pete said:
Oh I mean it alright. :lol:

See my marital travesty caused me to swing 180 degrees. Before it was "Ms. good Enough" I can fix it.

Now I am not settling for anything except my perception of perfection, or Terri Clark.
Click to expand...
So you say.....Mr White Knight in Shining Armor. :lmao:
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top