What do you HATE about marriage?

[mAlice]

http://www.terriclark.com/index.php

Hmmm...Never heard of her.

You goin' to her fan club party?

 

[Pete]

a present for Pete

 

[Pete]

Hmmm...Never heard of her.

You goin' to her fan club party?

No I 'll just wait for her to come to me otherwise I would appear to be just another groupie. At my age that is not cool.

 

[mAlice]

No I 'll just wait for her to come to me

What ya' usin' for bait?

 

[Pete]

What ya' usin' for bait?

My charm and sterling personality :shrug:

 

[Pete]

Which explains my "Am I high maintenance" Valentine's thread

And you are a liberal too aren't you?

 

[mAlice]

My charm and sterling personality :shrug:

No, that's after she comes to you. How ya' gonna' get her to come to you?

 

[vraiblonde]

Actually I am a fan of "average". Hot chics are high maintenance

May I suggest you don't use this as a pick-up line?

 

[vraiblonde]

How ya' gonna' get her to come to you?

Get her drunk, just like every other guy does? :shrug:

 

[mAlice]

Get her drunk, just like every other guy does? :shrug:

He better hurry...she's engaged.

"Clark is engaged and lives in Nashville."

http://www.gactv.com/artists/clark_t.html

 

[Pete]

No, that's after she comes to you. How ya' gonna' get her to come to you?

I hadn't planned that part yet. I was thinking of a billboard.....not a good idea eh?

 

[Pete]

He better hurry...she's engaged.

"Clark is engaged and lives in Nashville."

http://www.gactv.com/artists/clark_t.html

Actually that is old, she got married but you know how those entertainer marriages go.

 

[mAlice]

I hadn't planned that part yet. I was thinking of a billboard.....not a good idea eh?

Stalking her might work.

 

[mAlice]

but you know how those entertainer marriages go.

Yeah. They typically marry each other.

 

[vraiblonde]

Stalking her might work.

If I were Pete, I'd use Boy as bait. Kids and puppies - works every time.

 

[Pete]

May I suggest you don't use this as a pick-up line?

I don't have a pickup line. :shrug: I should probably work on that, but it all seems so fake.

 

[Pete]

If I were Pete, I'd use Boy as bait. Kids and puppies - works every time.

He has good taste Remember at Adams when he asked if you were married?

 

[sushisamba]

And you are a liberal too aren't you?

 

[vraiblonde]

Remember at Adams when he asked if you were married?

I think he was asking for himself, not you.

 

[Pete]

See that would be difficult. You would try to convert me, I would resist, you would be appauled at my heartlessness, I would be grossed out singing kumbaya, you would be mad, I would be :shrug:, you would cut me off and make me sleep on the couch.........