harleygirl
Working for the weekend
Here you go Pete, try some of these........Pete said:Ya know, you might be right.......the little bastage.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money.
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far?
Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.
harleygirl
Working for the weekend
Sure, after drinking lots of liquid courage!!Pete said:
You will have some chickie screaming Fred Flinstone before ya know it!!
morganj614
New Member
harleygirl said:
These two are nice.
sushisamba
Purrrrrrrrrrrrrr
This scenario only holds true among 20 somethings.Pete said:
I tried to convert a gay guy once. He was so close....I learned then that you can't change people. :shrug:
Gotta love and respect people as they are.
I actually had a guy use this one on me before - it was very charming the way he did it.
I dated another guy who used to greet everyone with "Doug Spitzer, rush chairman. Damn glad to meet ya."
Pete
Repete
So what you are saying is;sushisamba said:This scenario only holds true among 20 somethings.
I tried to convert a gay guy once. He was so close....I learned then that you can't change people. :shrug:
Gotta love and respect people as they are.
As I stare blankly over my burrito fajita at you while you explain to me the need for the US to intervene in the genocide in sub-sarah Africa for the good of all things human.
and I reply
"Screw the barbarians, they have been killing each other for 500 years, we aren't going to stop them, no one is going to stop them, it is what barbarians do. Now you wanna go to my place and get in the hot tub or go for a ride on the bike or something?"
You would go
and not 
Is that what you mean?
sushisamba
Purrrrrrrrrrrrrr
If we disaggree, that's the only option.Pete said:So what you are saying is;
As I stare blankly over my burrito fajita at you while you explain to me the need for the US to intervene in the genocide in sub-sarah Africa for the good of all things human.
and I reply
"Screw the barbarians, they have been killing each other for 500 years, we aren't going to stop them, no one is going to stop them, it is what barbarians do. Now you wanna go to my place and get in the hot tub or go for a ride on the bike or something?"
You would go
Is that what you mean?
What, are we supposed to let the burritos, hot tubs and injectors get cold while we
politics?? 
sushisamba
Purrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Weren't you speaking hypothetically based on your republican and my democratic affiliation?Pete said:
sushisamba
Purrrrrrrrrrrrrr
elaine said:
You must have missed my "I have a crush on Mainman" thread.
