what don't you want for christmas?

bcp

In My Opinion
As long as Pan lady and skillet Girl are happy I have no worries.

now, if they are not happy, I would appreciate a hard hat.
 

baileydog

I wanna be a SMIB
No more useless books! My sister gets me the wierdest books sometimes, she got me a book that listed all the songs made since, oh I dunno, 1850 or so. What the heck do you do with a 10 .lb book of song titles? :shrug:

OH and cleaning stuff, why in God's name would someone buy you cleaning stuff for Christmas???? Yeah I want a BROOM for Christmas! :biteme:

Sorry, I was ranting and I didn't mean too, I usually love and appreciate everything but sometimes you just gotta scream and yell and kick your feet a little! :lmao:

Some might say the broom would make a nice ride.:whistle::killingme
 

K_Jo

Pea Brain
PREMO Member
Hard for me to dismiss anything. Even if it's another tie, or another fleece half-zip (my parents always seem to get me those - I have a closet half full of them) I always have the same attitude about Christmas presents:

NOBODY has to get you a damned thing. If the universe were just, everyone would forget your sorry azz. The fact that there's one person in the universe who bothered ought to be reason enough to celebrate. THAT is gift enough.

Having actually had birthdays and Christmases where I got either nothing or nearly nothing, and birthdays that were totally missed by everyone, I'm thankful enough that someone remembered and took the time to get something. Anything.

But...would you want syphilis?
 

carolann

New Member
My mother sends me Christmas tree ornaments every year. She goes into Hallmark and everywhere else and finds them on sale and sends them to me. I have so many now, I can't fit them on my tree. I've been giving them to others in my family.
 

K_Jo

Pea Brain
PREMO Member
My mother sends me Christmas tree ornaments every year. She goes into Hallmark and everywhere else and finds them on sale and sends them to me. I have so many now, I can't fit them on my tree. I've been giving them to others in my family.

C_Jo's mom gives him a Hallmark boy angel ornament every year. They're so very...ghey.
 

carolann

New Member
QUOTE=K_Jo;2542348]C_Jo's mom gives him a Hallmark boy angel ornament every year. They're so very...ghey.[/QUOTE]

:lmao:
 

Chain729

CageKicker Extraordinaire
I really don't want anymore Christmas crap: I'm jewish. :ohwell: Although, I'm thankful for anything I do get. A couple years as a kid with mom only being able to afford coloring books and crayons will teach you that. Honestly, I wish every kid had to go through that at least once growing up.
 

K_Jo

Pea Brain
PREMO Member
QUOTE=K_Jo;2542348]C_Jo's mom gives him a Hallmark boy angel ornament every year. They're so very...ghey.

:lmao:[/QUOTE]

Seriously, would you give this to a grown man who is covered in fur? :lol:
 

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godsbutterfly

Free to Fly
I really don't want anymore Christmas crap: I'm jewish. :ohwell: Although, I'm thankful for anything I do get. A couple years as a kid with mom only being able to afford coloring books and crayons will teach you that. Honestly, I wish every kid had to go through that at least once growing up.

Commercialism running rampant and children growing up expecting to get everything they want. Yeah there is a lot of that going on. I love to give and I like to put thought into what I pick out for people. I love the true meaning of Christmas which, because I am a Christian, means Christ's birth being celebrated and that's what I taught my children. We had times I couldn't get them anything at all but we still celebrated Christmas!
 
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