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wkndbeacher
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Nice arms.
:flexes:
Nice arms.
Must love dogs.
Must be willing to take "The Road Less Traveled" via walk, hurdle, bump, glide, sail, jolt and all those otherwise unmentioned, with love, kindness, patience, tolerance and lots and lots of band aids.
But Pimpin is!!
Oh yeah, so you re the famous pimp of the forums. I hear they wanna quit and make love because they want to, not because their forced to, you have a mess on your hands my man
Actually I had somebody else in mind but hey :shrug:
Actually I had somebody else in mind but hey :shrug:
honest and fair,
friendly and helpful,
considerate and caring,
courageous and strong, and
responsible for what I say and do,
respect myself and others,
respect authority,
use resources wisely,
make the world a better place
And over 40.
She needs to be warm, compassionate, intelligent, funny....
... forgiving, tolerant... enjoys bad jokes... crude humor...
... comfortable with snoring... Oh! .. back hair! Definitly tolerant of back hair....
Tell us your thoughts!
In no particular order:
1. T&A especially T.
2. At least enough brain power to understand the words coming out of my mouth.
3. Likes lots and lots of horizontal refreshment
4. Does what I tell her to
5. Has something resembling sanity & the capacity for rational thinking
6. Doesn't get upset when she hears the phrase, "shut up and love me."
7. Enjoys certain extra-curicular activities
8. At least somewhat pro-active
She gets brownie points if she brings home any of the following: Money, food, tools, other women....
Physically, I have always wound up with tall, narrow guys with big noses:shrug: Don't ask me why, it just seems to have happened. I like all types of aesthetic qualities in a person, so it depends on how he's laid out.
As for personality, I want that biker guy who'll kick some dudes teefs in for looking at me sideways, but who won't drag me by my hair when I'm passed out in the car. Who can utter more than guttural nonsense and who won't want to spend the rest of his life in some city.
Maybe.
Hmmm, going for the sophisticated type, eh?
Have you been to southern Maryland?
finally
a list i didn't make
I LIVE in SoMD....
Have you been to southern Maryland?