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[appendixqh]

I carry a pair of rubber gloves, ketamine pills, a Chloroform, bottle, pliers, a butt plug and a digital camera.

:shrug: Nothin wrong with that.

SO...whatcha doing tonight?Maybe we can get together! Bill

 

[Pete]

This thread reminded me I need to check the expiration date on the condom in my wallet. TY

 

[sockgirl77]

Butt Paste.

 

[maxima87]

Too much! Bug spray, a diaper, a sippy cup, crayons, fruit roll ups, cocoa butter stick, hand sanitizer on a key ring, mini flash light on a key ring...and all the regular stuff.

 

[Kain99]

I have a note I've been carrying around for more than a year. It's in horrible condition but I just can't part with it.

 

[jaybeeztoo]

in your purse that other people may think is strange? I have a tape measure. I don't think that's so strange, but apparently some people do.

I guess the strangest thing I have is a magnifying glass. Not too strange.

 

[Nickel]

Five - yes five - pacifiers. I always need an emergency stash for Bubba.

Last winter I was going through my coats and decided to wear one that I'd obviously not worn in a while. Pacifier in the pocket.

 

[BS Gal]

I have an inhaler called "PMS Control" that I bought at some Earth Solutions place. It doesn't work very well.

 

[sockgirl77]

I have an inhaler called "PMS Control" that I bought at some Earth Solutions place. It doesn't work very well.

No shiat, really?

 

[Nanny Pam]

Miniature Tony Stewart doll.

Story time....
a long time ago..I got new lug nuts for my truck. For some unknown reason, I put the old ones in my pocket book. Carried them around with me for almost 8 months.
On the way to PA one time, with my sister & BIL we had to pull over at Dover AFB because his truck was vibrating and driving funny. As it turns out, he was missing (how does this happen?) a few lug nuts and guess who had exactly the same size in her purse!!
The look on the Guard's face when he saw me take them out of my purse was priceless!!!!
My BIL still, to this day, laughs his ass off about this.
Do you know that when you stop at an AFB to fix something wrong with your car, they call someone to stay with you till you are off the property. :shrug:

 

[Beelzebaby666]

My bag( a large hiking backpack) reminds people of Ally Sheedy in The Breakfast Club.

But the weirdest item might be the red velvet bag full of various types of rocks. I keep rocks in every part of my evironment..Even my bar


Or maybe it's the large assortment of lip gloss:shrug:

 

[Cowgirl]

Last winter I was going through my coats and decided to wear one that I'd obviously not worn in a while. Pacifier in the pocket.

Wow...that had been a while.

 

[BS Gal]

No shiat, really?

:shrug: There is always hope. I had to at least try it.