What would YOUR dating profile look like?
- Thread starter Toxick
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Wenchy
Hot Flash
" I dance like Elaine".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DY_DF2Af3LM
This is a better one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k23ynqcwiuk
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I think most people doing online dating are quantity over quality. Which probably isn't a bad thing because you definitely get more interest when you're mainstream and mass appealing. My profile (which isn't too far off from what you posted for me) is going to scare a lot of men away, which was the whole point of it. Not to scare them away but to find the one that's NOT scared.
I actually like walks on the beach - Apollo and I do it all the time and walking on sand is a free pedicure - but I'm not going to put that in my profile.
I can attest to that! We took a walk on the beach last Friday night, and were on the beach again Monday morning. My tootsies and feets are smooooooth!
BadGirl
I am so very blessed
You don't like his child, but you want a man to embrace and welcome yours?!?!?!?
That's messed up.
Wenchy
Hot Flash
That was the relationship. Messed up. Different standards, etc.
Complicated.
If a man doesn't have children you can start from ground zero.
I have dumped men that didn't understand the meaning of single parenthood. One especially, when my daughters father died. She is my first priority and if he can't sit back and wait and/or offer any constructive advice, except whine that I wasn't spending any time with him. Piss on him.
mamatutu
mama to two
Wow, Rose, I never knew that happened to you. My husband's sister lost her husband to misdiagnosed cancer seven years ago. He was only 48. I have seen the struggles she has had to go through, and have been in awe of her strength; she has 3 children. She always puts her children first, also. I have had my share of sadness, and set backs, but never lost my spouse, or the father of my children. I have a new respect for you; whatever that is worth to you, but it is sincere. No wonder you are so tough sometimes on this forum! I will try to just eat the cheese without the whine.
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Wenchy
Hot Flash
I will keep this one:
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I don't want to deal with OPC, although I love kids. What I don't like is jealous insecure mommies and pandering guilt-ridden daddies. In short, I like kids but not their parents. Ugh, ugh, and ugh again. Grownup offspring, yes; kids in the middle of a battling mommy and dad, absolutely not.
mamatutu
mama to two
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czygvtwkr
Guest
"My tongue is longer than Gene Simmons's tongue" always works for me.
BadGirl
I am so very blessed
I don't know why everyone has such a hard time with this, I always just post that I'm a dirty whore and I get lots of dates.
What 'chu doin' Saturday night?
I'm actually having fun with it and I consider it a success, but man! there are a lot of "what were you thinking when you posted that???!!" people out there. It's like the forums. Sheesh.
GWguy
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omg, that is SO hot... I wanna date the heck out of you!
And I'll bet there are guys that would actually be attracted and take a profile like that as a challenge.
omg, that is SO hot... I wanna date the heck out of you!
Stranger things have happened.
acommondisaster
Active Member
It was all good until THIS. If I were your "just for now" woman, I'd be fearful of a pillow held tightly over my face while I slept moment.