Baja28
Obama destroyed America
You're not too good at getting jokes are you?
What would YOUR dating profile look like?
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Toxick
Splat
You do realize that the wisecrack you're responding to here is a wisecrack.
Playful banter.
With no grounding in reality.
My "just for now woman" (i.e. my wife of 12 years) - is perfectly safe in the knowledge that she will never find me hovering over her with a pillow.
acommondisaster
Active Member
You do realize that the wisecrack you're responding to here is a wisecrack.
Playful banter.
With no grounding in reality.
My "just for now woman" (i.e. my wife of 12 years) - is perfectly safe in the knowledge that she will never find me hovering over her with a pillow.
Yes, but can you say the same?
acommondisaster
Active Member
You're not too good at getting jokes are you?
You don't get that I don't really expect that he'd smother her with a pillow in her sleep, right? I thought that would have been a pretty obvious joke.
Toxick
Splat
Yes, but can you say the same?
That depends on where the moon is in the sky.
So to speak.
Baja28
Obama destroyed America
Your delivery needs much work. Obviously not obvious.You don't get that I don't really expect that he'd smother her with a pillow in her sleep, right? I thought that would have been a pretty obvious joke.
"My time is pretty much taken up with my children, who are the center of my life and the most important thing in the world to me."
Um, so why are you on here and why should I bother with you?
Um, so why are you on here and why should I bother with you?
SoMDGirl42
Well-Known Member
"My time is pretty much taken up with my children, who are the center of my life and the most important thing in the world to me."
Um, so why are you on here and why should I bother with you?
he's got 60 seconds for a quicky???
"I am a workaholic with no time to get out and meet people."
May I introduce you to Natasha? She's a Ukranian princess.
May I introduce you to Natasha? She's a Ukranian princess.
"Online dating is just so shallow and superficial."
And yet...here you are.
And yet...here you are.
SoMDGirl42
Well-Known Member
sounds like they all just have 60 seconds.
They should re-name the website. 60 second hook ups R us
InstaWives R Us
I went on a date with one of the workaholics. He doesn't want to date, doesn't have time to date, has no burning inclination to date. What he wants is some woman to materialize in his home and start a load of laundry while dinner is cooking.
Humans are fascinating.
JeJeTe
Happiness
He needs to buy a wife from Russia.
SoMDGirl42
Well-Known Member
How big is his house, how big is his laundry pile and how big is his wallet?
i can do laundry!
How big is his house, how big is his laundry pile and how big is his wallet?
i can do laundry!
Want me to hook you up? He's a super nice guy, just lazy with regard to anything except his career.
Hank
my war
My friend has an Uncle that did that. She ended up biting off part of his ear.
SoMD_Fun_Guy
Do you like apples?
JeJeTe
Happiness
I've worked with a few people who actually have done it. But having known them via work I'm not surprised they had to buy a wife.