When is farting okay
- Thread starter jwwb2000
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I just thought I would see what others thought on the subject of When is it okay to let one rip 
morganj614
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NOT at the table when dining 
YES when having a fart contest with your family
NOT when it is silent in church
YES If you are willing to claim it
Always say "excuse me"
Who should break the ice, so to speak, when dating? Or is the woman on a pedestal and should just hold it until she bursts?
YES when having a fart contest with your family
NOT when it is silent in church
YES If you are willing to claim it
Always say "excuse me"
Who should break the ice, so to speak, when dating? Or is the woman on a pedestal and should just hold it until she bursts?
morganj614
New Member
aps45819 said:I asked a girl I was dating to give me a big hug and when she did, I let one rip. Then I told her she squeezed to hard.
MEN!
Hmmm..... <a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZNskw006' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_2_105.gif' alt='Sinister' border=0></a> I am going to have to post to this one as I think of all possible scenarios...
But you KNOW... once the cat is out of the bag :snicker: it's 'GAME ON' in most situations....
SBDs are fair almost always acceptable if you can blame them on your buddies... (or an old person)
If you can fool someone into trying to "Guess that smell" in a closet or other confined space after you've released a doozy, you're entitled to liberty farts as you've claimed royalty status....
But you KNOW... once the cat is out of the bag :snicker: it's 'GAME ON' in most situations....
SBDs are fair almost always acceptable if you can blame them on your buddies... (or an old person)
If you can fool someone into trying to "Guess that smell" in a closet or other confined space after you've released a doozy, you're entitled to liberty farts as you've claimed royalty status....
morganj614
New Member
virgovictoria said:Hmmm..... <a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZNskw006' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_2_105.gif' alt='Sinister' border=0></a> I am going to have to post to this one as I think of all possible scenarios...
But you KNOW... once the cat is out of the bag :snicker: it's 'GAME ON' in most situations....
SBDs are fair almost always acceptable if you can blame them on your buddies... (or an old person)
If you can fool someone into trying to "Guess that smell" in a closet or other confined space after you've released a doozy, you're entitled to liberty farts as you've claimed royalty status....
Potty Humor, I should have known
Wickedwrench
Stubborn and opinionated
Jameo said:Will u pull my finger?
Not on a bet!
morganj614
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First BF after divorce started farting up a storm but told me I could not do it since his mom never did it in front of him.....that he put us on pedestals. Well, I blew that pedestal out from underneath me.
Evan Stone
As you wish my lady......
jwwb2000 said:
I love it when she does that.
I did this: <a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZNskw006' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_15_6.gif' alt='Fart In Face' border=0></a> to my brother once when I was little... He was watching Star Trek... I was about 7 - he was about 15... He threw me up against the wall and ALMOST beat my ass! 
Needless to say, I'm still alive to tell the tale ... 
Needless to say, I'm still alive to tell the tale ... 
And, if you all remember, this happened to Pete....
<a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZNskw006' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_15_9.gif' alt='Fart In Elevator' border=0></a>
I still say he was the culprit!
<a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZNskw006' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_15_9.gif' alt='Fart In Elevator' border=0></a>
I still say he was the culprit!