When will they learn that ya can't do this in the office anymore...

aps45819

24/7 Single Dad
"He asked Ms. Roberts to turn around, and when she did, defendant proceeded to ejaculate onto her and her clothing. Mr. Garcia apologized and stated that he did not mean to do that."

:killingme :killingme :killingme :killingme :killingme
Oops
 

Lenny

Lovin' being Texican
RoseRed said:
I wonder if she kept the evidence.

You just know she did. Linda Tripp was probably sitting in the waiting room coaching her on how to entrap the Pres... er, I mean, the boss.
 

MMDad

Lem Putt
I don't understand what the problem is. It's not like he got it in her eye.

Seriously though, the title implies that this was once acceptable. When?
 

Ponytail

New Member
MMDad said:
I don't understand what the problem is. It's not like he got it in her eye.

Seriously though, the title implies that this was once acceptable. When?


You, like everyone else, makes a joke about the post, and then ya think the thread title was one without :sarcasm:???


:eyebrow:
 

K_Jo

Pea Brain
PREMO Member
Ponytail said:
You, like everyone else, makes a joke about the post, and then ya think the thread title was one without :sarcasm:???


:eyebrow:
Mainman's dad is a little dense sometimes.
 

Ponytail

New Member
MMDad said:
I don't understand what the problem is. It's not like he got it in her eye.

Seriously though, the title implies that this was once acceptable. When?


I figured it out. I've got this case nailed. The man being sued in this case was simply confused. He thought she was sitting on the casting couch. :yay:
 

Nickel

curiouser and curiouser
Pardon me for a moment.

Kristina Roberts, 37, claims she was alone at JEG Advertising with her new boss on Sept. 9 when he approached her while holding his penis.
Okay, that's weird, however...
"He asked Ms. Roberts to turn around, and when she did, defendant proceeded to ejaculate onto her and her clothing. Mr. Garcia apologized and stated that he did not mean to do that."
Why she stuck around and followed his directions is beyond me. :lol:
 

MMDad

Lem Putt
K_Jo said:
Mainman's dad is a little dense sometimes.

I've advertised myself as a sarcastic bastard for a long time. I don't think I should have to put a :sarcasm: in every post.
 

MMDad

Lem Putt
Nickel said:
Pardon me for a moment.


Okay, that's weird, however...
Why she stuck around and followed his directions is beyond me. :lol:

Actually, I believe her. If he was getting himself worked up, and when he was ready he asked her to turn around he shot, it is totally believeable. I've known people who are that twisted.
 

Ponytail

New Member
Nickel said:
Pardon me for a moment.


Okay, that's weird, however...
Why she stuck around and followed his directions is beyond me. :lol:


She knew who was signing her check. She just misunderstood the benefits package. :lol:
 
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