Where's at the Real Men gone to?

aps45819

aps45819

24/7 Single Dad
If you want a man that never lies, never ask "does this make my ass look big"
Especially if your ass IS big.
Never ask if shoes match your outfit, we don't know. If a man does, he's gay. We'll always say "yes"
Never ask ANYthing about your clothes. As long as the fun spots are covered, you're good to go and we'll say "you look fine."
 
onebdzee

onebdzee

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aps45819 said:
If you want a man that never lies, never ask "does this make my ass look big"
Especially if your ass IS big.
Never ask if shoes match your outfit, we don't know. If a man does, he's gay. We'll always say "yes"
Never ask ANYthing about your clothes. As long as the fun spots are covered, you're good to go and we'll say "you look fine."
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