AndyMarquisLIVE
Because:
1. He's a jerk who think he knows everything
2. He thinks he is some sort of broadcaster, putting "LIVE" in his friggin' name. How pretentious can you get? Its like walking into a room telling everyone "I AM HERE!!!!!!!!!"
2nd Amendment
Because:
1. He thinks Jesus was a blonde haired white guy who looked like a roadie from Metallica (just look at his icon, isn't that a clone of Joey the Drum Guy?)
2. The only amendment he gives a damn about is the 2nd amendment. Otherwise, his name would be US Constitution