Whoa Nellie!

bresamil

wandering aimlessly
Well crap! I just realized the neighbors aren't home and their dog has never been through a big storm. He's all alone in the garage.
 

DoWhat

Deplorable
PREMO Member
Why is it, when you are walking to the bathroom your Sphincter lets you know that you better walk/run faster?
 

smts

New Member
Why is it, when you are walking to the bathroom your Sphincter lets you know that you better walk/run faster?

I am sitting here in tears laughing at this. My husband and daughter think I am out of my mind. I just find this hysterical!
 

somdfunguy

not impressed
What's that?

A chit that you spend a nice long time working on, but then when you're done, isn't in the toilet! You could have sworn you took that chit but it's gone! You wipe your arse and it's perfectly clean. Where did the chit go? I don't know!
 
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