nachomama
All Up In Your Grill
i had a plan if i started to hear gun shots....
hide behind bacon!
That's where I'd have been.
i had a plan if i started to hear gun shots....
hide behind bacon!
good, you can hold me until its over!That's where I'd have been.
: darn, so my only wish of having 20 of your kids will never come true...I shoot blanks
I shoot blanks
Did anyone get shot?
we can practice anytime: darn, so my only wish of having 20 of your kids will never come true...
That's the only way to roll!
It said dude.No.... But there was this minor altercation that happened torwards the end of the night.
I was wrangling up the drunks to drive them home. Bouncers ran outside. i went out a few minutes later to get the drunks in the van. out comes this dude, 150 lb feather weight, took off his shirt, flexed something that looked like muscles, cursed his way through the parking lot, while some poor chick tried to get him in the car.
I swear on my life, he had a tattoo on the back of his shoulders that looked like it said "Sweet"
You don't remember?you were there???
No.... But there was this minor altercation that happened torwards the end of the night.
I was wrangling up the drunks to drive them home. Bouncers ran outside. i went out a few minutes later to get the drunks in the van. out comes this dude, 150 lb feather weight, took off his shirt, flexed something that looked like muscles, cursed his way through the parking lot, while some poor chick tried to get him in the car.
I swear on my life, he had a tattoo on the back of his shoulders that looked like it said "Sweet"
It said dude.
we can practice anytime
It said dude.
You don't remember?
we can practice anytime
It said dude.
and replaced them with his...........You took the words right out of my mouth.
You don't remember?
and replaced them with his [fill in the blank]...........
fixed
fatfixed
Wasn't me.No.... But there was this minor altercation that happened torwards the end of the night.
I was wrangling up the drunks to drive them home. Bouncers ran outside. i went out a few minutes later to get the drunks in the van. out comes this dude, 150 lb feather weight, took off his shirt, flexed something that looked like muscles, cursed his way through the parking lot, while some poor chick tried to get him in the car.
I swear on my life, he had a tattoo on the back of his shoulders that looked like it said "Sweet"