Why are guys so complicated?

[Pete]

Keurig was invented by a man who wanted to make coffee less complicated by inventing a new tool/system.

 

[RoseRed]

Keurig was invented by a man who wanted to make coffee less complicated by inventing a new tool/system.

You're just jealous that you didn't invent it. That and Post-Its.

 

[Chasey_Lane]

Do you agree that any tool that does the job completely and correctly is indeed the proper tool?

And vrai just proved her point:

Well, in certain cases, maybe. But you wouldn't want to use a hand saw (non-powered old-fashioned) to cut a long piece of plywood. It would do the job completely and (if you're good at it) correctly, but it would take forever and wear out your arm.

Depends on what it is, the situation, etc. There is a fine art and definite usefulness to being familiar with bailing wire, duct tape and chewing gum.

 

[bcp]

Sex, sandwich and a beer.
in that order.

how is that complicated?

 

[DoWhat]

Sex, sandwich and a beer.
in that order.

how is that complicated?

But sometimes depending on the woman we may need:

beers, sex, sandwich and more beers.

 

[Softballkid]

But sometimes depending on the woman we may need:

beers, paper bag, sex, sandwich and more beers.

I fixed-did it for ya

 

[bcp]

But sometimes depending on the woman we may need:

beers, sex, sandwich and more beers.

In these instances it is sometimes good to just sit at a table eating your sandwich and drinking your beer while the ugly skank is under the table blowing you.
That way you dont have to look at her and the multitasking saves you time that can be used for fishing or something.

 

[Softballkid]

In these instances it is sometimes good to just sit at a table eating your sandwich and drinking your beer while the ugly skank is under the table blowing you.
That way you dont have to look at her and the multitasking saves you time that can be used for fishing or something.

 

[RoseRed]

 

[Softballkid]

Putty tat sammich.... the possibilities are endless

 

[RoseRed]

Putty tat sammich.... the possibilities are endless

 

[bcp]

 

[bcp]

Putty tat sammich.... the possibilities are endless

Oh, I looked at it differently, I thought it was in opposite consideration of my blowjob comment..

 

[DEEKAYPEE8569]

But sometimes depending on the woman we may need:

beers, sex, sandwich and more beers.

Sex, sandwich, beers and sex; an alternate to sex being, simply seeing someone (a female) nekkid.

One of the Blue Collar guys has something like that in his standup routine.

 

[bcp]

Sex, sandwich, beers and sex; an alternate to sex being, simply seeing someone (a female) nekkid.

One of the Blue Collar guys has something like that in his standup routine.

You do understand that putting a man in a room with a sandwich and a beer and a naked women that he cant touch,, is no different than holding an over eaters meeting at Krispy Kream.. before its over, something is being violated.

 

[acommondisaster]

In these instances it is sometimes good to just sit at a table eating your sandwich and drinking your beer while the ugly skank is under the table blowing you.
That way you dont have to look at her and the multitasking saves you time that can be used for fishing or something.

My guess is Rosie Palmer is your main squeeze.

 

[DEEKAYPEE8569]

You do understand that putting a man in a room with a sandwich and a beer and a naked women that he cant touch,, is no different than holding an over eaters meeting at Krispy Kream.. before its over, something is being violated.

Just remembered; it was Jeff Foxworthy who wanted a beer and to see somethin' nekkid.

 

[Railroad]

We still seem complicated to me (a guy). I have been told many times by beautiful ladies that they have me and my kind all figured out, and by way of being polite, I never argued. But the end result is muddy, isn't it? Looks like we need some honesty here.

 

[BOP]

Easy there...he said "jar," not "pecker."

 

[BOP]

But, you raise a good point! It's one thing for men and women to see things differently. However, guys quite often don't make sense to one another either. It's why we invented war. Which is why we also invented beer.

You've been hanging around chicks too long, Larry.

We invented war because of women. If it weren't for them, we'd sit around like Al Bundy, watching sports, drinking beer, and grunting at one another.