WTF?
Don't feel bad. Very few people on here do speak, write or understand 'Lance'.
His short bus has special padding inside.
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Don't feel bad. Very few people on here do speak, write or understand 'Lance'.
His short bus has special padding inside.
The thought that I might not be privy to that agenda leaves me sad and depressed, of course. Judging by your crude attempts to communicate, I'm guessing that 'agenda' has something to do with your alien masters coming to retrieve their earth scout for some up-training? I can see it now:
Alien Spacehip Commander: "OK..that's enough..I've had it. Prepare to land and retrieve Trooper Lance. Its quite obvious that we have not equipped him adequately to communicate with those humans down there."
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Be careful Lance - he may need some extra weight for his boat anchor - you could end up treading water, literally ....
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So your whole deal is that you're secretly an evil genius, posing as a doucher.
Makes sense.
I anxiously look forward to the day when you reveal your secret plan to us untermenschen just as the plan comes to fruition.
Aw..its OK...he's just funnin me. Lance is such a kidder and has difficulty disguising or restraining his rapier wit.
i have a Gr8 sense of humor to those that matter, but in yr case as a few others. i really don`t GAFF!
Strictly Business & no ?s asked. Have a ...... .. ....
OK..I think I've got it. You have a Grade 8 sense of humor (better than a Grade 5 I guess..or are you talking about school grade and not hardware grade?) and you never commit gaffs.
I'll have to take you at your word for both assertions.
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I for one am jealous that he gets to have fun in the sun on the gulf coast - we don't have that extra feature of tar balls on our beaches to enjoy (or did BP clean all that up again?) - but the sunsets look so much better from the So.MD beaches ..... aaahhhhh
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BWI is open 4 flights. SoMd beaches = outflow ch!t from Bmo. no thanx.nanny nanny boo-boo stik yr head in sum1 elses` doo-doo
Feels Like:96 °F
Barometer:30.14 in and rising
Humidity:74 %
Visibility:10 mi
Dewpoint:76 °F
Just quoting for posterity.
What?. I only quoth thusly because you are like the famous Colonel Flagg from MASH..yr like the wind.
Wait..let me guess what comes next. Next you are going to tell me that you are as smart as a horse and hung like Einstein. Close?
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You 2 may need to get out the sandbox if this gets too involved LOL
What?..hang on..you trying to tell me that you are Colonel Flagg? I'm starstruck..
He hasn't kicked sand in my eyes yet or hollered for his mommy to come rescue him..but I think we are getting close to that point.
And to think it all started when he discovered that I still had my marbles but he had lost all his. Sore loser, I guess.
Woah!..oh..hang on. A big boom and all the windows rattled. For a brief second there I was afraid Lance's head had exploded. But it was just testing on the Dahlgren range...whew!
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Well even my PF Flyer Super Decoder Ring couldn't crack that one..so I guess your secret is safe.
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I was going to guess that you were not old enough to even know what PF Flyers were..much less how coveted the decoder ring was. Did I err?
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Of course I'm not old enough, I heard about them from my older friends ...
I was going to guess that you were not old enough to even know what PF Flyers were..much less how coveted the decoder ring was. Did I err?