"World's Deadliest Beach"

vraiblonde

vraiblonde

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www.foxweather.com

At least 6 visitors killed in Florida as dangerous rip current threats persist

Visitors were reported to be from Pennsylvania, Oklahoma and Alabama. Red flags were flying at most of the state's beaches, warning of increased threats from swells and rip currents.
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We actually don't have a "deadly beach", we have stupid tourons who go in the water when double-reds are flying and drown their dumbass selves. Big ol' crashing waves and they're all like, "Yeah, screw that, dis mah vacation!"

Also sharks. 4 million people and like 3 shark attacks - not bad odds. But this lady called the other day and said, "So I don't want to seem like a dummy but....are there sharks in the Gulf?"

Well, yeah, lady, there are sharks in the Gulf. Duh. Trying not to seem like a dummy didn't work out too well for you.

:doh:
 
LightRoasted

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If I may ...
For your consideration ...

Maybe they should require PFD's, (personal flotation devises), for all who swim at public beaches subject to rip currents??
 
gemma_rae

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Maybe learn to swim? Watch for big fish?

Nah! What was I thinking?

And while I'm at it, how do you drown on sand, or get attacked by a shark on land?
Don't you have to leave the beach and get in the F-ing water?!
 
vraiblonde

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LightRoasted said:
For your consideration ...

Maybe they should require PFD's, (personal flotation devises), for all who swim at public beaches subject to rip currents??
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Right, because they'd obey that law just like they obey the "don't go in the water when double-reds are flying" law.

Fun fact: if you swim parallel to the shore you'll get out of the current. The other thing you can do - here at least - is relax and float on. If it carries you too far out one of the numerous boats will pick you up and give you a ride back. What the dummies do is try to swim against the current, thinking they're more powerful than, you know, a rip current in the Gulf.

No respect for nature.

When Bann was here we saw this young woman take her very tiny baby out into the waves during double-red. One wrong move and a wave would have knocked her flat and ripped that baby right out of her arms. Then the time before, Bann got an aerial view of a water rescue from her hotel window because Big Fatty overestimated his physical fitness and gave hisself a heart attack swimming too far out.

:doh:
 
GregV814

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if an illegal alien makes a makeshift raft, setting sail from Galveston, and gets caught in a Rip Tide, and the Coast Guard sends out 12 helicopters and a ship to save them, and its a transgender sailor, how long before "they" is on all talk shows and given a house in Chevy Chase and a Government position in the Homeland Security Unit?
 
Kyle

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GregV814 said:
if an illegal alien makes a makeshift raft, setting sail from Galveston, and gets caught in a Rip Tide, and the Coast Guard sends out 12 helicopters and a ship to save them, and its a transgender sailor, how long before "they" is on all talk shows and given a house in Chevy Chase and a Government position in the Homeland Security Unit?
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Depends upon what time a day it happens.
 
GregV814

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Ha!!!! caught you, you racist!!!! There are NO illegal aliens!!!!!!!!!! They are guest visitors and can bring their "thems" with them.!!!!!!
 
gemma_rae

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Grumpy said:
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Grumpy,
Why can't you be Happy?
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Bann

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vraiblonde said:
Right, because they'd obey that law just like they obey the "don't go in the water when double-reds are flying" law.

Fun fact: if you swim parallel to the shore you'll get out of the current. The other thing you can do - here at least - is relax and float on. If it carries you too far out one of the numerous boats will pick you up and give you a ride back. What the dummies do is try to swim against the current, thinking they're more powerful than, you know, a rip current in the Gulf.

No respect for nature.

When Bann was here we saw this young woman take her very tiny baby out into the waves during double-red. One wrong move and a wave would have knocked her flat and ripped that baby right out of her arms. Then the time before, Bann got an aerial view of a water rescue from her hotel window because Big Fatty overestimated his physical fitness and gave hisself a heart attack swimming too far out.

:doh:
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Yeah, and then the one with 2 young kids in her ruffly "cut down to there" bathing suit that looked like she ought to be posing in a fashion magazine. I was waiting for a wave to knock her down and her suit off. :killingme

I didn't go into the water even higher than my knees. I walked about a mile down the beach and back, amd the rip current was so strong that if the waves reached my feet and was higher than my ankles, I had to stop and steady myself. It's no joke to mess with!
 
Kinnakeet

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vraiblonde said:
:diva:

www.foxweather.com

At least 6 visitors killed in Florida as dangerous rip current threats persist

Visitors were reported to be from Pennsylvania, Oklahoma and Alabama. Red flags were flying at most of the state's beaches, warning of increased threats from swells and rip currents.
www.foxweather.com www.foxweather.com

We actually don't have a "deadly beach", we have stupid tourons who go in the water when double-reds are flying and drown their dumbass selves. Big ol' crashing waves and they're all like, "Yeah, screw that, dis mah vacation!"

Also sharks. 4 million people and like 3 shark attacks - not bad odds. But this lady called the other day and said, "So I don't want to seem like a dummy but....are there sharks in the Gulf?"

Well, yeah, lady, there are sharks in the Gulf. Duh. Trying not to seem like a dummy didn't work out too well for you.

:doh:
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Dis Mah bacation...lol
 
GregV814

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Bann said:
Yeah, and then the one with 2 young kids in her ruffly "cut down to there" bathing suit that looked like she ought to be posing in a fashion magazine. I was waiting for a wave to knock her down and her suit off. :killingme

I didn't go into the water even higher than my knees. I walked about a mile down the beach and back, amd the rip current was so strong that if the waves reached my feet and was higher than my ankles, I had to stop and steady myself. It's no joke to mess with!
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Did you possibly ..... maybe..... take a few pictures of this tart???? Ummmm....... I wanna be disgusted too..... clearly..... ahem....yeah.....
 
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