ya know u are in st marys county when....

[FlipandFlop]

I thought you've ridden all the tractors.

not if it's green!

 

[Coaster]

not if it's green!

My tractor has a big tongue, that helps out with all kinds of work ya know. It's not green though. Captain Kirk didn't care if they were green. But, he is a guy.

 

[itsbob]

or when you see John Deer tractors parked at the Burchmart

or ATV"s at the local Legion..

 

[Coaster]

Gotta have some dish washing machines and laundry appliances in the front yard, with a couple of car hoods, and maybe an old couch or two.

 

[greyhound]

ya know u are in st mar... 06-20-2006 11:59 AM We dont rsvp cuz we dont like ya...not because we dont know what it means

 

[Dupontster]

Or,

When you see tractors being pulled over for weaving....

You follow a 20' wide combine down a single lane back road for 4 miles at 3 MPH because you can't pass him because there are no shoulders....
OR

 

[morganj614]

...when women think they are all dressed up to go out dancing wearing white sneakers, leggings, a big shirt, carrying a huge purse and their hair winged back

 

[CandyRain]

OR when the fashion statements around you scream "The 80s called and they want their mullets back!"

 

[queencity28]

...when women think they are all dressed up to go out dancing wearing white sneakers, leggings, a big shirt, carrying a huge purse and their hair winged back

You hit it right there..... That "do" is unique to St. Mary's county, the aerodynamic thing that makes the chicks that wear it look like they are running REALLY fast

 

[jazz lady]

~Or~

Your "toolbox" consists of a hammer, duct tape, and WD-40.

(Thanks for all the laughs, guys. So many of the things ring true and bring back lots of memories. )

 

[Dupontster]

~Or~

Your "toolbox" consists of a hammer, duct tape, and WD-40. QUOTE]



How bout Zip Ties.....Ya gotta have em..

 

[OrneryPest]

~Or~

Your "toolbox" consists of a hammer, duct tape, and WD-40.

(Thanks for all the laughs, guys. So many of the things ring true and bring back lots of memories. )

Hey, I know lotsa folks from lotsa other places who've got toolboxes like that, too!

 

[Mikeinsmd]

You used to be able to get the best Tom Collins from Dukes drive thru....

OR

 

[Mikeinsmd]

You used to be able to get the best Tom Collins from Dukes drive thru....

OR

One of your friends put beer in the brake master cylinder after bumping into Dukes drive in window..... (true story)

OR

 

[MMDad]

The first time you go to the local strip club you throw up into your beer when the stripper takes off her top.

Or

 

[sunflower]

A lady wears biker shorts with pantyhose and high heals

or...

 

[CandyRain]

A lady wears biker shorts with pantyhose and high heals

or...

...while walking around MIR

 

[SEABREEZE 1957]

You get pulled over in Loveville at 10 am for speeding and by 10:05 word has reached Ridge and you were buck naked, drunk and arrested... that's St. Mary's for ya

Now that's so funny (but true)

 

[BS Gal]

or, you don't know the real name of the people you work with until you have to fill out a Personnel Action Form. Until then, you only know them by what they have requested to have put on on their shirts.

 

[Penn]

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You get pulled over in Loveville at 10 am for speeding and by 10:05 word has reached Ridge and you were buck naked, drunk and arrested... that's St. Mary's for ya
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That is probably one of the best, and truest ways to tell when you're in St Marys County!