ya know u are in st marys county when....

[Flipside]

Your boyfriend's idea of foreplay is, "Git in the truck, beech.....and don't wake up the dawg!"

OR....

We don't say dawg..We say Doog

 

[BuddyLee]

...when you're driving down the highway and get hit by the stench of cow manurer.

 

[CandyRain]

Your idea of clubbin' is Monk's or the Mousetrap


OR

 

[MysticalMom]

You know what Thirsty Thursday at Buzzy's is..

or

 

[fttrsbeerwench]

You've ever tried to have a drink at every bar in the county in ONE DAY!

 

[Dupontster]

You've ever tried to have a drink at every bar in the county in ONE DAY!

Now that's not even human.....No one could do that..

 

[greyhound]

We don't say dawg..We say Doog

 

[Jameo]

someone calls you a SMIB and you take that as a compliment

Or....

 

[nomoney]

you've ever used a tobacco stick for a sword fight

 

[migtig]

Now that's not even human.....No one could do that..

Wanna bet?

-or-
You look forward to eating at Abell's diner
-or-

 

[nomoney]

Your aunt has a 16oz bottle of coke and you're not sure if it's actually coke or her spit bottle

 

[migtig]

Your aunt has a 16oz bottle of coke and you're not sure if it's actually coke or her spit bottle

That was my great grandmother!

-or-
You were excited that Linda opened up a Leonardtown location!
-or-

 

[Choklatjunkeee]

You get pulled over in Loveville at 10 am for speeding and by 10:05 word has reached Ridge and you were buck naked, drunk and arrested... that's St. Mary's for ya

 

[BS Gal]

or someone calls you to ask what happened cause they heard your name on the scanner....

or

 

[FancyBelle]

You can go thru a drive-thru window and get a cold beer or a case of beer and a loaf of bread.

 

[harleygirl]

You can go thru a drive-thru window and get a cold beer or a case of beer and a loaf of bread.

Or, you remember the good old days where at 16 years old you could pull in Dukes, Loveville Tavern or any other local bar and get a jack and coke to go in the drive-up window.

 

[FancyBelle]

Or, you remember the good old days where at 16 years old you could pull in Dukes, Loveville Tavern or any other local bar and get a jack and coke to go in the drive-up window.

 

[unixpirate]

Ya all ain't from here

Going back to Cali... Cali..

 

[HollowSoul]

Or...
when you pull into the drive through of ANY fast food joint....realizing that there are NO customers inside, and no one in front of you in the drive through.
but you still hear over the speaker...."could you wait please"

 

[greyhound]

Or, you remember the good old days where at 16 years old you could pull in Dukes, Loveville Tavern or any other local bar and get a jack and coke to go in the drive-up window.

Remember courtesy cups and little ziplock bags of ice (enough for 2 drinks).