You know you want to try it...

[Beelzebaby666]

And surprisingly, not one person has posted that:worthless

 

[itsbob]

Not a bad idea. :shrug:

It should be a big hit among older gay men


They claim you’ll see results in just a few weeks, or else you get your money back.

What are you tryin gto say about LUG???

 

[CRoyal]

Sorry. I'm sitting her giggling about them taking it professionally. I need to log off and get back to work. My mind is wandering to thoughts of being professionally rammed.

 

[itsbob]

I was watching some plastic surgery show some time ago and some porn star had her professionally bleached

Did she get it re-torqued to original manufacturers specifications too??

 

[Geek]

I was watching some plastic surgery show some time ago and some porn star had her professionally bleached

I saw that!! That chick is so freaky. She got hung by hooks in her back and than she did a strip tease for her dad in another episode. Why the hell was I watching that?

 

[sockgirl77]

Why the hell was I watching that?

Do you really need to ask yourself that?

 

[Lugnut]

What are you tryin gto say about LUG???

for you AND Dye Tied!


When you have a woman bent over the arm of you couch, it's staring right atcha. All I'm sayin is when you're getting your Chihuahua on with your woman, a pretty pink pooter is would likely be more pleasant to look at than one that is uh... tarnished.


And THAT sir ain't gay.

 

[Jameo]

I saw that episode :uponallfours:

:spread'em:

 

[CRoyal]

When you have a woman bent over the arm of you couch, it's staring right atcha. All I'm sayin is when you're getting your Chihuahua on with your woman, a pretty pink pooter is would likely be more pleasant to look at than one that is uh... tarnished.


And THAT sir ain't gay.

 

[Beelzebaby666]

for you AND Dye Tied!


When you have a woman bent over the arm of you couch, it's staring right atcha. All I'm sayin is when you're getting your Chihuahua on with your woman, a pretty pink pooter is would likely be more pleasant to look at than one that is uh... tarnished.


And THAT sir ain't gay.

You manly man, with your bleached rectum and your peanut butter filled chihuahua!!

 

[Bronwyn]

There was this lady that went to see the doctor... can u believe that they found a large amount of toilet paper up her azz that had built up over time... What in the heck was she doing??????

 

[Beelzebaby666]

Holy crap!!

 

[Beelzebaby666]

Karma giver,
You may begin

 

[Lugnut]

You manly man, with your bleached rectum and your peanut butter filled chihuahua!!

Rectum? It nearly killed'em!

 

[Dye Tied]

for you AND Dye Tied!
When you have a woman bent over the arm of you couch, it's staring right atcha. All I'm sayin is when you're getting your Chihuahua on with your woman, a pretty pink pooter is would likely be more pleasant to look at than one that is uh... tarnished.
And THAT sir ain't gay.

OWWW! Why did you smack me? I never called you a pooper poker. But I see you are a pooper peeker.

 

[Beelzebaby666]

Bunga-low....Can we have this added to the forum dictionary?

 

[sockgirl77]

While you're at it...

https://www.secureeasypay.com/coloncleanser/2/colo.php?affID=54&subaffID=3452

 

[aps45819]

Van Morrison wrote the song “Brown Eyed Girl” as an endearing ode to a former love.
And while some will always argue that brown eyes are classic, others are looking for a change.

 

[trilogy]

I guess I've just never been concerned with the color of my bunghole (or my asshair). :shrug:

some people need a HOLE bucket full.use it allll over.from head to sock.

 

[trilogy]

make me a drink hon