You round eyes who try to eat with chopsticks

[Ponytail]

Thought you were a guy not a girl I'm so confused

He is a guy...where's the confusion?

 

[RoseRed]

"Forkchops" are chopsticks for insecure Westerners and feature chopsticks at one end and forks and knives at the other, just in case the user can't manage during the meal.

 

[ylexot]

Pssst...you can get them for free at Popeye's.

But they're plastic, not titanium...