Ask A Ninja

[K_Jo]

Ninjas have sex with whoever they want. Even hot babes who are not ninjas.

So YOU'RE slotted.

 

[MMDad]

Butt rangers have sex with whoever they want. Even hot dudes who are not butt rangers.

Ask A Ninja 10-16-2006 07:50 PM Ninjas are not butt rangers

Thanks for the grey, butt ranger!

 

[aps45819]

Ninjas have sex with whoever they want. Even hot babes who are not ninjas.

Unless they learned this the hard way

Never store shuriken in your underwear.

 

[vraiblonde]

This is the best thread of the day

 

[slotted]

So YOU'RE slotted.

 

[crabcake]

Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".

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NOW I get it.

 

[itsbob]

'



NOW I get it.

:ditto:

 

[Agee]

This is the best thread of the day

what she said

 

[princess73]

If there are any questions anyone would like to ask a ninja please ask.


Here are a few basic facts about Ninja's

Ninja don't sweat. Not even during ninja sex. Ever.
Bullets can't kill a ninja. Even 1 million bullets can not kill a ninja.
The Fart of a Ninja is a million times deadlier than the venom of a rattlesnake. With the right wind, a single fart can wipe out a small village.
Ninja invented skateboarding.
Only a ninja can kill a ninja. Regular humans are useless against a ninja.
Ninja never wear headbands with the word "ninja" printed on them.
Ninja can breath underwater anytime they want.
Ninja can change complete wardrobes in less than 1 second.
Ninja don't smoke, but they do use smoke bombs.
Ninja always land on their feet. If they don't have feet they will land on their nubs.
Ninja invented the internet. All of it.
Ninja don't eat or drink very much, and they never have to go to the bathroom.
Ninja always move to America when making a new start as a non-assassin.
Ninja don't play sports. Unless killing is a sport. They always win.
Ninja can crush golfballs with 2 fingers, any two fingers.
Ninja have a bad temper when they lose at anything. They will usually cut off the winners head before they have time to brag.
Ninja lie all the time. Even when the truth serves better, ninja will lie anyway.
Ninja swords are always straight with a square handle guard. Always. Curves are for girls.
Whenever a ninja masturbates people get hurt.

If there is anything else about the art on Ninjitsu please let me know. I am a Ninja so I am speaking from experience..

so if you locked yourself in a room and farted would you kill yourself?

 

[Bustem' Down]

Ninja's are gay

 

[princess73]

Pingrr is an idiot....

 

[Homer J]

What's your gangsta name?

http://gangstaname.com/index.php

Homer J = King Monkey Smuggla

 

[Bustem' Down]

I'm Butt-jugglin Red Snappa.


Whatever that means.

 

[pingrr]

Ninja's are gay

No they are not. Ninjas are highly trained assasins.

They are even cooler than Pirates.

 

[thakidistight]

No they are not. Ninjas are highly trained assasins.

They are even cooler than Pirates.

So can you help me with my Samurai problem or not?

 

[pingrr]

Pingrr is an idiot....

No he is not. If you read his signature you would relize that pingrr is a genius.

 

[pingrr]

Ask A Ninja 10-16-2006 07:50 PM Ninjas are not butt rangers

Thanks for the grey, butt ranger!

You left me the red first. But your welcome.

 

[pingrr]

So can you help me with my Samurai problem or not?

Problem solved. This is what I did on the way to the dojo to the Samurai that was giving you problems.
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[Bustem' Down]

Ninjas are highly trained asswranglers.

They are even gayer than Pirates.

:fixed:

 

[chernmax]

HAHAHAHaaa pingrr, stay off your meds, this is getting funny...