Lazy gate guards.....

[Bustem' Down]

That's because you're stupid.
The guards are there to ensure that the occupant of the car is allowed on base.

With the ID cards that have the chip in them, a reader could be set up that reads both the card and the finger print in the cards memory. This would most likely be a slower process than the current system.

100% ID check, not car check.

 

[Richard Cranium]

That's because you're stupid.
The guards are there to ensure that the occupant of the car is allowed on base.

With the ID cards that have the chip in them, a reader could be set up that reads both the card and the finger print in the cards memory. This would most likely be a slower process than the current system.

Do you know how many times I've gone into the base, with a car full of people, and the gate guard checks only the driver's ID?

I know what the requirements are.

 

[Bustem' Down]

Do you know how many times I've gone into the base, with a car full of people, and the gate guard checks only the driver's ID?

I know what the requirements are.

Then why do you not follow them?

 

[aps45819]

Do you know how many times I've gone into the base, with a car full of people, and the gate guard checks only the driver's ID?

I know what the requirements are.

That makes you responsible for their actions while on base.

 

[Go G-Men]

I'm sort of surprised that bar codes haven't been plastered to windows yet, in order to cut down on the amount of time and effort the gate guards have to put forth.

You know if you stop responding to this idiot he might just slink away like the snake he is...

Easy Dick... Don't type it.... I know you want to but you will not get a response, That's right, put that finger down.... Back away from the keyboard... Breathe.... No attention for Mr. Dick head anymore...

 

[Lugnut]

You know if you stop responding to this idiot he might just slink away like the snake he is...

Easy Dick... Don't type it.... I know you want to but you will not get a response, That's right, put that finger down.... Back away from the keyboard... Breathe.... No attention for Mr. Dick head anymore...

The guys posts are umm, without diplomacy... But he does have some valid points buried in the hostility and sarcasm.

 

[Richard Cranium]

You know if you stop responding to this idiot he might just slink away like the snake he is...

Easy Dick... Don't type it.... I know you want to but you will not get a response, That's right, put that finger down.... Back away from the keyboard... Breathe.... No attention for Mr. Dick head anymore...

I get plenty of attention from your old lady, it levels out in the end.

 

[Pandora]

I get plenty of attention from your old lady, it levels out in the end.

Did one of your parents drop you on your head when you were an infant?

 

[Richard Cranium]

I'm not sure....did your parents always blame your thyroid for your laziness?

 

[Pandora]

I'm not sure....did your parents always blame your thyroid for your laziness?

Lazy?

No little Dick Head, you don't know me.

 

[Richard Cranium]

Sure...don't you have a pasture to graze in?

 

[Pandora]

Sure...don't you have a pasture to graze in?

Lame...

You are no fun to play with, so back in the toy box you go along with the other toys I no longer play with.

 

[Richard Cranium]

So you're putting me next to your tennis shoes, elliptical, and free weights?

 

[Pandora]

So you're putting me next to your tennis shoes, elliptical, and free weights?

Oh hell no! I'm putting you in the box with Baby Wets A Lot, Fisher Price Little Mommy Baby Doll, and Eeyore. You and Eeyore will get along fine, he's real pessimistic and lame too. Just be careful my Talking Barbie Teapot doesn't end up your rectum. You'd really be talking out your ass then. :shrug:

 

[missperky]

Sure...don't you have a pasture to graze in?

I do, but it gets lonely after awhile.

 

[Richard Cranium]

I do, but it gets lonely after awhile.

You can always share with Pandora, but you'll have to fight her for 1/2 the hay.

 

[Richard Cranium]

Oh hell no! I'm putting you in the box with Baby Wets A Lot, Fisher Price Little Mommy Baby Doll, and Eeyore. You and Eeyore will get along fine, he's real pessimistic and lame too. Just be careful my Talking Barbie Teapot doesn't end up your rectum. You'd really be talking out your ass then. :shrug:

I seriously doubt you had those toys as a child....I'm actually willing to bet you had a EZ Bake Oven and Fisher Price kitchen set.

 

[missperky]

You can always share with Pandora, but you'll have to fight her for 1/2 the hay.

Why share? When I can have it all to myself?

 

[Pandora]

I seriously doubt you had those toys as a child....I'm actually willing to bet you had a EZ Bake Oven and Fisher Price kitchen set.

Ya, well I bet you had no toys and no friends when you were a child.

Good night Dick Head sweet dreams.

And MP, don't be eating all the hay now. I gotta keep up my weight you know.

 

[Richard Cranium]

Sure, missperky.

Besides, this topic is supposed to be about lazy gate guards.....