Most quotable movies?
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mAlice
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Look, I've boned alot of fat chicks in my time, sure. But, as far back as I can remember, I've never fornicated anybody.
You people? Did you hear that Marcus? He said 'You People.'
I said, "Next," goddamn it! This is not the DMV!
Are you saying there's something wrong with my gear? Is that what your saying to me?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0307987/quotes
You people? Did you hear that Marcus? He said 'You People.'
I said, "Next," goddamn it! This is not the DMV!
Are you saying there's something wrong with my gear? Is that what your saying to me?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0307987/quotes
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elaine said:
I've watched that movie quite a few times and still get amused!
"I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle in your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible."
~ Billy Crystal in When Harry Met Sally
~ Billy Crystal in When Harry Met Sally
morganj614
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Pulp Fiction
Honey Bunny: I love you, Pumpkin.
Pumpkin: I love you too, Honey Bunny.
Pumpkin: Alright, everybody be cool, this is a robbery!
Honey Bunny: Any of you ####ing pricks move, and I'll execute every mother####ing last one of ya!
Jules: Check out the big brain on Brett. You one smart mother####er.
Fabienne: Whose motorcycle is this?
Butch: It's a chopper, baby.
Fabienne: Whose chopper is this?
Butch: It's Zed's.
Fabienne: Who's Zed?
Butch: Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.
Honey Bunny: I love you, Pumpkin.
Pumpkin: I love you too, Honey Bunny.
Pumpkin: Alright, everybody be cool, this is a robbery!
Honey Bunny: Any of you ####ing pricks move, and I'll execute every mother####ing last one of ya!
Jules: Check out the big brain on Brett. You one smart mother####er.
Fabienne: Whose motorcycle is this?
Butch: It's a chopper, baby.
Fabienne: Whose chopper is this?
Butch: It's Zed's.
Fabienne: Who's Zed?
Butch: Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.
SmallTown
Football season!
Space Balls:
Dark Helmet: I bet she gives great helmet.
Dark Helmet: My brains... are going into my feet!
Dark Helmet: Knock on my door! Knock next time!
Colonel Sandurz: Yes, sir!
Dark Helmet: Did you see anything?
Colonel Sandurz: No, sir! I didn't see you playing with you dolls again.
Dark Helmet: Good!
President Skroob: Why didn't somebody tell me my ass was so big?
President Skroob: Sandurz, Sandurz. You got to help me. I don't know what to do. I can't make decisions. I'm a president!
Colonel Sandurz: It's Mega-Maid! She's gone from suck to blow!
Laser Gunner: Sorry sir! I'm doing my best!
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Major: I did sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an ####### sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. #######, Major #######!
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an ####### too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip #######
Dark Helmet: How many *******s are on this ship, anyway?
Bridge Crew: Yo!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by *******s.
Dark Helmet: I bet she gives great helmet.
Dark Helmet: My brains... are going into my feet!
Dark Helmet: Knock on my door! Knock next time!
Colonel Sandurz: Yes, sir!
Dark Helmet: Did you see anything?
Colonel Sandurz: No, sir! I didn't see you playing with you dolls again.
Dark Helmet: Good!
President Skroob: Why didn't somebody tell me my ass was so big?
President Skroob: Sandurz, Sandurz. You got to help me. I don't know what to do. I can't make decisions. I'm a president!
Colonel Sandurz: It's Mega-Maid! She's gone from suck to blow!
Laser Gunner: Sorry sir! I'm doing my best!
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Major: I did sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an ####### sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. #######, Major #######!
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an ####### too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip #######
Dark Helmet: How many *******s are on this ship, anyway?
Bridge Crew: Yo!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by *******s.
When Tom Hanks first loses is wife in Sleepless in Seattle and he's talking to the radio shrink about how he's going to go on without her, this one always kills me:
"Well, I'm gonna get out of bed every morning... breathe in and out all day long. Then, after a while I won't have to remind myself to get out of bed every morning and breathe in and out... and, then after a while, I won't have to think about how I had it great and perfect for a while."
Pete, hold me. 
"Well, I'm gonna get out of bed every morning... breathe in and out all day long. Then, after a while I won't have to remind myself to get out of bed every morning and breathe in and out... and, then after a while, I won't have to think about how I had it great and perfect for a while."
Pete, hold me. 
I can see a double-feature happening tonight. 
