Another day in the life of...

[withrespect]

Did you wake up grumpy?

All was well and good until I got in the shower.

 

[sockgirl77]

Okay, please tell me that was photoshopped. Otherwise I'm going to all over the freaking place.

It was photoshopped. There have been no spiders with wings discovered yet, but new breeds are being discovered every day.

 

[JeJeTe]

 

[slotpuppy]

It was photoshopped. There have been no spiders with wings discovered yet, but new breeds are being discovered every day.

But some spiders can make "web ballons" and fly on the wind for miles before landing.

 

[desertrat]

It was photoshopped. There have been no spiders with wings discovered yet, but new breeds are being discovered every day.

Heck, they don't need to fly. They can jump, hang from webs, even sail through the air on a strand of web.

 

[migtig]

But some spiders can make "web ballons" and fly on the wind for miles before landing.

F U

 

[slotpuppy]

F U

 

[huntr1]

WR, you are hearby dubbed The New Geek, Queen of the Storytellers.

 

[GWguy]

I'm thinking this girl needs de-sesitizing therapy.


Put her in a room, strapped to a chair and introduce a couple hundred thousand spiders.

After that, one little spider won't mean much.

 

[sockgirl77]

I'm thinking this girl needs de-sesitizing therapy.


Put her in a room, strapped to a chair and introduce a couple hundred thousand spiders.

After that, one little spider won't mean much.

Don't forget to put a gas pump or two in there.

 

[SoMDGirl42]

WR, you are hearby dubbed The New Geek, Queen of the Storytellers.

You beat me to it! That was exactly what I was thinking. I so miss the Geek stories.

i love me some :wr:

 

[withrespect]

I'm thinking this girl needs de-sesitizing therapy.


Put her in a room, strapped to a chair and introduce a couple hundred thousand spiders.

After that, one little spider won't mean much.

Don't forget to put a gas pump or two in there.

Why do you hate me?

You beat me to it! That was exactly what I was thinking. I so miss the Geek stories.

i love me some :wr:

 

[withrespect]

Band-aid came off... Praying the blood doesnt wick up my stocking and make it look like my leg is falling off.

I don't want to have to explain to my coworkers what happened to me this morning.

Bump has gone down... It is now a beautiful shade of plum... covered in concealer and powder.

 

[slotpuppy]

Band-aid came off... Praying the blood doesnt wick up my stocking and make it look like my leg is falling off. View attachment 93533

I don't want to have to explain to my coworkers what happened to me this morning.

Bump has gone down... It is now a beautiful shade of plum... covered in concealer and powder.

 

[SoMDGirl42]

Band-aid came off... Praying the blood doesnt wick up my stocking and make it look like my leg is falling off. View attachment 93533

I don't want to have to explain to my coworkers what happened to me this morning.

Bump has gone down... It is now a beautiful shade of plum... covered in concealer and powder.

If the boss notices the cut on your leg, no more dresses for you!!

I really hope he doesn't think your saint of a husband put that lump on your head.

 

[withrespect]

If the boss notices the cut on your leg, no more dresses for you!!

I really hope he doesn't think your saint of a husband put that lump on your head.

But I like the dresses

 

[DoWhat]

Band-aid came off... Praying the blood doesnt wick up my stocking and make it look like my leg is falling off.

Co-worker may offer you a free tampon.

 

[itsbob]

I'm thinking this girl needs de-sesitizing therapy.


Put her in a room, strapped to a chair and introduce a couple hundred thousand spiders.

After that, one little spider won't mean much.

Strapped to a chair??

I would think the linen closet is close to the door.. and the toilet on the other side of the linen closet..


When the egg sac that the dead spider left behind hatches, and they all crawl out of the linen closet while she's on the throne..

That should have the same effect.. sitting on the throne and 5000 spiders between you and the door!!

 

[sockgirl77]

Why do you hate me?

I don't. I love you. And by now, you know what to expect from us.

 

[withrespect]

Strapped to a chair??

I would think the linen closet is close to the door.. and the toilet on the other side of the linen closet..


When the egg sac that the dead spider left behind hatches, and they all crawl out of the linen closet while she's on the throne..

That should have the same effect.. sitting on the throne and 5000 spiders between you and the door!!

Evidently, I am not neurotic enough for you all.