Bad, bad Valentine

[K_Jo]

For Valentine's Day, I got cankles.

 

[BadGirl]

There was that Valentine's Day I tried to save money... I purchased a dozen roses and then I sent Baja 11 roses with a card stating, "The 12th rose is you" and then sent the single rose to BadGirl with a card stating, "You plus this single rose make it a bomb-diggidy baker's dozen"... they were both tickled pink with me until they bragged to each other and then I was busted... that was a bad VDay.

 

[BadGirl]

For Valentine's Day, I got cankles.

Honey, you've had cankles since Independence Day.

 

[ArkRescue]

oh my how awful ! Here you are:

ByeByeCankles

For Valentine's Day, I got cankles.

 

[Gilligan]

We'll find out this afternoon after my new Mercedes SLK gets delivered..

..

Wow. My ex wife never gave me anything like that!

 

[Gilligan]

oh my how awful ! Here you are:

ByeByeCankles

Ths place is a veritable font of knowledge. I had never heard the word 'cankle' before...and now I know what one is.

 

[kwillia]

Ths place is a veritable font of knowledge. I had never heard the word 'cankle' before...and now I know what one is.

I'm quite fond of Book Antiqua.

 

[BadGirl]

Wow. My ex wife never gave me anything like that!

Maybe that's why she's your ex-wife. :shrug:


I can't wait to go home today and to show Bob the new Mercedes that I've bought for him. He'll never have to question how much I love him after receiving his new gift.

 

[vraiblonde]

For Valentine's Day, I got cankles.

Isn't that what you got for Christmas, too?

 

[cattitude]

A book on Farting Proudly (I know it's about Ben Franklin). Wolf urine lure. And a hohner kazoo. Yep, give her a kazoo for Valentines Day and she'll be yours forever.

Well, Vinny...if you know how to use the kazoo correctly, she WILL be yours forever.

 

[Baja28]

There was that Valentine's Day I tried to save money... I purchased a dozen roses and then I sent Baja 11 roses with a card stating, "The 12th rose is you" and then sent the single rose to BadGirl with a card stating, "You plus this single rose make it a bomb-diggidy baker's dozen"... they were both tickled pink with me until they bragged to each other and then I was busted... that was a bad VDay.

A year later and my wounds are still bleeding.

 

[vraiblonde]

Well, Vinny...if you know how to use the kazoo correctly, she WILL be yours forever.

That's wazoo, not kazoo.

 

[K_Jo]

I'm quite fond of Book Antiqua.

Isn't that what you got for Christmas, too?

No. I even still had foot bones then. Everything was fine until a few days ago. I think I'm going to need help getting my shoes off tonight. What do they use on horses to remove their shoes? That's what I need.

 

[aps45819]

Some people really get into this manufactured “holiday”……

Under the rule of Emperor Claudius II Rome was involved in many bloody and unpopular campaigns. Claudius the Cruel was having a difficult time getting soldiers to join his military leagues. He believed that the reason was that roman men did not want to leave their loves or families. As a result, Claudius cancelled all marriages and engagements in Rome. The good Saint Valentine was a priest at Rome in the days of Claudius II. He and Saint Marius aided the Christian martyrs and secretly married couples, and for this kind deed Saint Valentine was apprehended and dragged before the Prefect of Rome, who condemned him to be beaten to death with clubs and to have his head cut off. He suffered martyrdom on the 14th day of February, about the year 270. At that time it was the custom in Rome, a very ancient custom, indeed, to celebrate in the month of February the Lupercalia, feasts in honour of a heathen god. On these occasions, amidst a variety of pagan ceremonies, the names of young women were placed in a box, from which they were drawn by the men as chance directed.

 

[libertytyranny]

No. I even still had foot bones then. Everything was fine until a few days ago. I think I'm going to need help getting my shoes off tonight. What do they use on horses to remove their shoes? That's what I need.

feet? You still have them at all?

I have to wear house shoes to work now

 

[Vince]

Well, Vinny...if you know how to use the kazoo correctly, she WILL be yours forever.

That's wazoo, not kazoo.

OK.

Note to self: Get better on the wahzoo instead of Kahzoo. And after all that practice on the kahzoo.

 

[CRoyal]

A bad Valentine's Day

Nice!!! Gangsta style...

 

[CRoyal]

Under the rule of Emperor Claudius II Rome was involved in many bloody and unpopular campaigns. Claudius the Cruel was having a difficult time getting soldiers to join his military leagues. He believed that the reason was that roman men did not want to leave their loves or families. As a result, Claudius cancelled all marriages and engagements in Rome. The good Saint Valentine was a priest at Rome in the days of Claudius II. He and Saint Marius aided the Christian martyrs and secretly married couples, and for this kind deed Saint Valentine was apprehended and dragged before the Prefect of Rome, who condemned him to be beaten to death with clubs and to have his head cut off. He suffered martyrdom on the 14th day of February, about the year 270. At that time it was the custom in Rome, a very ancient custom, indeed, to celebrate in the month of February the Lupercalia, feasts in honour of a heathen god. On these occasions, amidst a variety of pagan ceremonies, the names of young women were placed in a box, from which they were drawn by the men as chance directed.

Excellent history lesson... Now who's names are going in the box?!

 

[vraiblonde]

And after all that practice on the kahzoo.

But it's good to have a talent, no matter what it is.

 

[FED_UP]

I only like Valentine's Day when I was working at CVS. Every year, right around 5 pm the card aisle would be packed with panicking husbands and boyfriends. To me that was hilarious.

You should have saw the small crowd around the cards in the dollar store