Best/Lamest pick up lines
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warneckutz
Well-Known Member
"Great Odin's Raven!"
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czygvtwkr
Guest
You must have a daughter named Stacy, because you have got it GOING ON!
monellosgirl
New Member
Com'er I wanna show you somethin
sockgirl77
Well-Known Member
Is that a bottle of Windex in your pants?
sockgirl77
Well-Known Member
Quack.
acommondisaster
Active Member
Back when I was in college a guy said to me -
You're looking good. Did you do something different with your hair - I mean, you look really good. Why don't you look for me when the bar closes?
You're looking good. Did you do something different with your hair - I mean, you look really good. Why don't you look for me when the bar closes?
So, what happened?
sockgirl77
Well-Known Member
I know you think, I`m no match for you baby
You like making it rough on me, don`t you? My my...
Back to the shadows, ah ah yeah
Nothing suits me better than that
In time to start the healing
Got to learn to be the ball
And I can`t keep from laughing at it all
Whoa whoa, I`m going now
I`m going all the way
Sooner or later, gotta love somebody
I don`t care how long it takes
Like a shot to the heart, I`ve got news for you
I may not look so smart, but I`m nobody`s fool
Oh no, lassoing love for you baby
Taking it slow, it`s too much for me to analyze
Still alright, heading into the rhythm of the southern light
Winds of wild insanity, blow with me tonight
Shouting love to all you cowboys, alright
Whoa whoa, I`m going now
I`m going all the way
Sooner or later, gotta love somebody
I don`t care how long it takes
You can turn up the heat, but I`m playing it cool
I know it`s hard to believe, but I ain`t nobody`s fool
I`m going all the way
Sooner or later, gotta love somebody
I don`t care how long it takes
You might think that I`ve not gone to school on you
Baby like it or not, I ain`t nobody`s fool
My illusion nation become a sound surprise
You may turn to deny it
To the place when the clouds stops the wind in the face
Leaves you dumbfounded there in his waste
I`m going all the way
Sooner or later, gotta love somebody
I don`t care how long it takes
Like a shot to the heart, I`ve got news for you
Maybe I`m not so smart, but I`m nobody`s fool
I`m going all the way (Ooh yeah)
I`m going all the way (Nobody`s fool baby, nobody`s fool)
I don`t care how long it takes (I don`t care...listen to the right)
I`m going all the way (Who`s fooling who?)
buddscreekman
New Member
"Here is your 20.00"
"St.Mary's Co. sherriff! Hands up!"
"St.Mary's Co. sherriff! Hands up!"
acommondisaster
Active Member
The next time I saw him in daylight; I joked with him about it; told him he needed a better pickup line. He told me he meant it, I told him the line still wasn't working.
ZARA
Registered User
Nope. Cause saying, "nice Ass, Rack, face" will just ensure a snobby response, "Thanks! My Husband tells me that all the time. You should meet him...he is over there...See the big man, military hair cut, wearing the Harley jacket..standing next to the other big guys with military hair cuts, that's him. I'm sure he would love to hear your opinions on HIS wife's endowments..."
