warneckutz
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That's YOUR pick-up line? Eeeesh.
Best/Lamest pick up lines
- Thread starter Monello
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That's YOUR pick-up line? Eeeesh.
MMDad
Lem Putt
He PM'd me whining about being picked on. Yeah, that's going to help. I made him a deal - if he stops posting stupid crap I'd stop calling him stupid. He declined the offer.
Chris0nllyn
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I'm no weatherman....
....but you can expect a few inches tonight.
....but you can expect a few inches tonight.
DEEKAYPEE8569
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No jackass.....are you bored?
DEEKAYPEE8569
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Don't wanna read my 'stupid crap'? Don't read it.
Or is that too complicated a concept for you to grasp?
warneckutz
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I like that one...Look at this internet tough guy...
Chris0nllyn
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Do you like tapes and CDs?
Good, cause I'm gonna tape my ____ to your forehead so you can CDs nuts.
Good, cause I'm gonna tape my ____ to your forehead so you can CDs nuts.
Chris0nllyn
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I'm no rooster...
..but what what this ####'ll-do-to-you
..but what what this ####'ll-do-to-you
Chris0nllyn
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My couch pulls out....
...but I don't.
...but I don't.
Chris0nllyn
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Do you like dragons?
Cause in a minute I'll be dragon my balls across your face.
Cause in a minute I'll be dragon my balls across your face.
Chris0nllyn
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You better not scream,
You better not cry,
You better not shout,
I'm going in dry
You better not cry,
You better not shout,
I'm going in dry
Chris0nllyn
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There's only going to be 7 planets left....
After I destroy Uranus
After I destroy Uranus
Chris0nllyn
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Are you Japanese?
Cause I'm trying to get in Japanties
Cause I'm trying to get in Japanties
DEEKAYPEE8569
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Look at this internet tough guy...
That's right! You and war better watch your a**es.
'sides that.....it's all just words on a screen. Don't like what I post orhowIpost? That's fine by me. Your "opinions"? Well, you're entitled to them too. No skin off my nose. Just don't think that your comments are going to get me to stop posting the "drivvle" that I post.
Don't like it? Don't read it.
sockgirl77
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That's sooooooo 1995!
Chris0nllyn
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What do you get when me and my two friends take you to the movies?
3D
3D
LordStanley
I know nothing
"I want to be on you" ~ Ron Burgandy
itsbob
I bowl overhand
Is this the joke where he walks into the bar witha teeny tiny head on his shoulders?