Bra Malfunction Etiquette

[kris31280]

:shrug: I haven't the faintest clue... it's not like you're standing in a bar surrounded by your girlfriends scoping out the guys that come in, judging them first by their looks and secondly by what their package may appear to be...

 

[Chain729]

Well, when the words coming out of men's mouths don't make sense, you don't find me staring at their nipples...

Take your meds and you won't have to worry about it.

Yeah, what do we get to stare at when that happens? :shrug: Its not like I can see their bank account or anything......

And women wonder why we think that they're all materialistic [insertderogatorynounofchoice]

 

[ServiceGuy]

Did you see the "pedals" bra? It has a pocket for your headlights

"Headlight" pockets

 

[kris31280]

Take your meds and you won't have to worry about it.



And women wonder why we think that they're all materialistic [insertderogatorynounofchoice]

Meds?

 

[Jameo]

"Headlight" pockets

I'm thinking it is some kind of pocket that holds the switch from high beams to low beams :shrug:

 

[LCDj]

Broken Bra

Throw the bra away and go through the rest of the day as a natural woman the way you were intended to be.

 

[Chain729]

I'm thinking it is some kind of pocket that holds the switch from high beams to low beams :shrug:

I thought that was an ice cube and a heat pack?

 

[Jameo]

I thought that was an ice cube and a heat pack?

Ice cubes down the shirt get a little messy when they melt

 

[whome20603]

Throw the bra away and go through the rest of the day as a natural woman the way you were intended to be.

Ha, you must be a man

I bet you wouldn't walk around with your third legs just hangin there for everyone to

 

[ServiceGuy]

I'm thinking it is some kind of pocket that holds the switch from high beams to low beams :shrug:

Switch :shrug: I thought is was pressure applied ......

oh never mind

 

[morningbell]

And women wonder why we think that they're all materialistic [insertderogatorynounofchoice]

Pfffttt, Oh please like you never fantisize about the size of a woman's bank account.

You know if it was all about money I'd be spending his on car parts instead of diamonds

 

[Chain729]

Ha, you must be a man

I bet you wouldn't walk around with your third legs just hangin there for everyone to

I would if it got me free stuff instead of getting me arrested.

 

[StrawberryGal]

Yeah, what do we get to stare at when that happens? :shrug: Its not like I can see their bank account or anything......

Women check out the handsome face, then they look at if he have cute butt, if he have any "package" showing for us ladies to , etc.

 

[Chain729]

Pfffttt, Oh please like you never fantisize about the size of a woman's bank account.

You know if it was all about money I'd be spending his on car parts instead of diamonds

Money's a turn off. It spawned a long conversation with my aunt when I turned down a nice jewish girl because she came from New England money.