Clueless Guys Can't Read Women

[aps45819]

Sometimes women don't understand: Mr. Bill Engvall said it best: "Men are basic: eating, sleeping, sex." That's what we understand.

Untill I had to work with a graphic printer, I had no idea that cyan was light blue

 

[Pete]

How come your dude in year 1 has a big blue butterfly on the back of his head ?

Good catch

 

[kom526]

Or my favorite:

Woman: I'm angry because (whatever).
Man: *grunt*
Woman: Can we discuss this?
Man: Discuss what?

What part of *grunt* didn't you understand?

Translation:
Woman: I'm angry because (whatever).
Man: *grunt*= "Ok I hear you, subject is closed."
Woman: Can we discuss this?
Man: Discuss what?

 

[vraiblonde]

He is saying "I'm going with my buddy because you said no."

Sorry. Because when you say to them, "Oh, good, so you're going anyway. Have a good time!" they *look* at you - "You mean you don't want to go?"

Nice try but only women who've never lived or even spoken to a man would buy that.

 

[GWguy]

And everyone wonders why I'm still single...


It's by CHOICE !!!! I refuse to put myself thru all of that crap again!

 

[toppick08]

He is saying "I'm going with my buddy because you said no."
Sorry to disappoint you that you aren't going to the NCRF

young man....that's when a women's male "friend" comes to visit.

 

[vraiblonde]

Evolution of a relationship in smilies by Pete.

Here's the flip side:

Dating:
Him--> <-- Her

Wedding:
Him--> <-- Her

3 month anniversary:
Him--> <-- Her

6 month anniversary:
Him--> <--Her

1 year anniversary and thereafter:
Him--> <--Her

Until finally:
Him--> <--Her

 

[toppick08]

 

[Lugnut]

Dis traed is teh BITTER!

 

[theArtistFormerlyKnownAs]

Sorry. Because when you say to them, "Oh, good, so you're going anyway. Have a good time!" they *look* at you - "You mean you don't want to go?"

Nice try but only women who've never lived or even spoken to a man would buy that.

it was a joke :shrug:

young man....that's when a women's male "friend" comes to visit.

Here's the flip side:

Dating:
Him--> <-- Her

Wedding:
Him--> <-- Her

3 month anniversary:
Him--> <-- Her

(ect. I need my smilie space in this message lol)

 

[Pete]

Here's the flip side:

Dating:
Him--> <-- Her

Wedding:
Him--> <-- Her

3 month anniversary:
Him--> <-- Her

6 month anniversary:
Him--> <--Her

1 year anniversary and thereafter:
Him--> <--Her

Until finally:
Him--> <--Her

Your guy has a cyan bow in his hair. What did she expect hooking up with a transgender guy?

 

[RoseRed]

Here's the flip side:

 

[vraiblonde]

Your guy has a cyan bow in his hair. What did she expect hooking up with a transgender guy?

That's not a bow. It's a symbol of all the women in his past, including his mother, ex-wife, all his old girlfriends, the teacher in 1st grade who corrected his spelling, and the nurse who slapped his bottom when he was born. He still carries each and every one of them on his back.

 

[Cowgirl]

That's not a bow. It's a symbol of all the women in his past, including his mother, ex-wife, all his old girlfriends, the teacher in 1st grade who corrected his spelling, and the nurse who slapped his bottom when he was born. He still carries each and every one of them on his back.

 

[SamSpade]

Of course men are clueless.

Men are like a multiple choice question with only one choice.
Women are like a multiple choice question too, and the only right answer isn't there - you should KNOW IT already.