Confessions of a Serial Road Killer

[aps45819]

When I was living on Guam, there were termite swarms in the spring. Toads would come out on the roads to eat them and driving down the road sounded like you were driving on bubble wrap. Pop-pop-pop-pop-pop-pop-pop-pop. Made for very slick driving conditions.

 

[huntr1]

I have a question about Guam. Do people bring cars with them, or just buy and sell what's there already when they ship in/out?

 

[Bustem' Down]

I have a question about Guam. Do people bring cars with them, or just buy and sell what's there already when they ship in/out?

I think people bring cars with them. I haven't known anyone personally who went to guam, but a friend of mine went to Naples and took his Ford F-150

 

[Palanthias]

world record animal to car killings

I drove from FL to MD during lovebug season. As a result you could not tell the color of my car from the front. The estimated deaths would have to be in the thousands...
All hail a complex nervous system and opposable thumbs!!

 

[jazz lady]

To the animal Gods, I confess my transgressions, and ask forgiveness for taking out three of your brethren.

rhumbpunch was a little less grumpy here, catt.

This thread still makes me laugh though.

 

[Agee]

rhumbpunch was a little less grumpy here, catt.

This thread still makes me laugh though.

 

[cattitude]

rhumbpunch was a little less grumpy here, catt.

This thread still makes me laugh though.

Seems pretty skeery to me. And I see nothing funny, but then my name is Catt.

 

[FromTexas]

When I was living on Guam, there were termite swarms in the spring. Toads would come out on the roads to eat them and driving down the road sounded like you were driving on bubble wrap. Pop-pop-pop-pop-pop-pop-pop-pop. Made for very slick driving conditions.

West Texas back roads are like that in summer in the evening when all the snakes come up on the roads to stay warm on the pavement. They can get covered like a big slithering carpet. Its fun to hear them all squishing (stupid snakes) but you really, really, really don't want to get a flat out there and have to get out to change it.

 

[Agee]

And I see nothing funny. It's hard for me to realize or understand, when someone has had a trumatic evening offing critters, and repents for the world to see! But then my name is Catt.

 

[cattitude]

I get it now....you guys are dating, right?

 

[MJ]

West Texas back roads are like that in summer in the evening when all the snakes come up on the roads to stay warm on the pavement. They can get covered like a big slithering carpet. Its fun to hear them all squishing (stupid snakes) but you really, really, really don't want to get a flat out there and have to get out to change it.

Note to self: never drive in West Texas alone at night!

 

[Agee]

Note to self: never drive in West Texas alone at night!

And if you do, and have a flat, ride the rim to Arizona.

 

[Nickel]

I think people bring cars with them. I haven't known anyone personally who went to guam, but a friend of mine went to Naples and took his Ford F-150

We lived in Guam and took our vehicle with us, and my friend's fiance is stationed at Guam and also took his vehicle.

 

[jazz lady]

West Texas back roads are like that in summer in the evening when all the snakes come up on the roads to stay warm on the pavement. They can get covered like a big slithering carpet. Its fun to hear them all squishing (stupid snakes) but you really, really, really don't want to get a flat out there and have to get out to change it.

East Texas (well, what I remember of it) is the same way, but with LOTS of frogs. Ribbit! Rather have frogs than snakes ANY time.

 

[chaotic]

I, chaotic, killed a frog tonight driving home. He was a jaunty sort, taken to hopping every which way, which led him into the cul-de-sac that was his Vietnam. All he was probably thinking was, "I still have my legs!", and then after my 2000lbs of SUV love was applied to him, he's now but a silly-putty reflection of the joy he formerly was.

And I think the truck skidded a little afterwards, out of respect. Kind of like scattering ashes to the wind from a mountain peak, he now occupies 5000% of the asphalt area he used to. :sniff:

 

[jazz lady]

I, chaotic, killed a frog tonight driving home. He was a jaunty sort, taken to hopping every which way, which led him into the cul-de-sac that was his Vietnam. All he was probably thinking was, "I still have my legs!", and then after my 2000lbs of SUV love was applied to him, he's now but a silly-putty reflection of the joy he formerly was.

And I think the truck skidded a little afterwards, out of respect. Kind of like scattering ashes to the wind from a mountain peak, he now occupies 5000% of the asphalt area he used to. :sniff:

Oh, I so owe you karma for this one. Even though I love frogs and the thought of one meeting such an untimely end makes me want to cry.

:giggle:

No, I am NOT laughing at that poor frog.

:snicker:



Straight to hell. My feet are burning now.

 

[chaotic]

<img src="http://www.nbbd.com/AlRao/images/HandOfGod.jpg">

Jazz, this is God here. Lay off the frogs!

By the way, while I've got ya here, I'm making Chaka a saint. You're welcome.

 

[K_Jo]

I'm making Chaka a saint

Can you make Vince Vaughn a saint, too??!!!

 

[chaotic]

Can you make Vince Vaughn a saint, too??!!!

Anything for you, peaches. You're money, baby. Who's a big winner? K_Jo, that's who!

(I've watched Swingers waaaayyy too many times)

Love and Kisses,

Jehovah

 

[jazz lady]

Jazz, this is God here. Lay off the frogs!

And Vrai thought God didn't belong to the forums.

I'll have you know I have frog statues all over my yard and a bathroom devoted to them. I am...um...slightly obsessed with them.

By the way, while I've got ya here, I'm making Chaka a saint. You're welcome.

Whoo-hoo! She was already on in MY book.