Crazy PMS

kathie54

No green? Will pinch!
these kinds of pms?
13 THINGS PMS STANDS FOR:




1. PASS MY SHOTGUN




2. PSYCHOTIC MOOD SWING




3. PERPETUAL MUNCHING SPREE




4. PUFFY MID-SECTION




5. PEOPLE MAKE me SICK




6. PROVIDE ME with SWEETS




7. PARDON MY SOBBING




8. PIMPLES MAY SURFACE




9. PASS MY SWEATS




10. PISSY MOOD SYNDROME




11. POOR MEN SUCK




12. PACK MY STUFF




& MY FAVORITE ONE




13. POTENTIAL MURDER SUSPECT




PASS THIS ON TO ALL OF YOUR HORMONAL FRIENDS & THOSE WHO MIGHT NEED A GOOD LAUGH!!




...OR MEN WHO MAY NEED WARNING!!
 

camily

Peace
:tantrum:drama::yawn::banghead::mad::bawl:
I can't take this anymore!! :lol:
My legs are killing me. Feels like the bones are being stretched and my pelvic bone is being straightened. I'm not even getting started n my lower back! Just took 2 maximun strength Midol. Going back to bed.
 

theArtistFormerlyKnownAs

Well-Known Member
:tantrum:drama::yawn::banghead::mad::bawl:
I can't take this anymore!! :lol:
My legs are killing me. Feels like the bones are being stretched and my pelvic bone is being straightened. I'm not even getting started n my lower back! Just took 2 maximun strength Midol. Going back to bed.

need a massage?? :whistle:

or just a hug? :huggy:

feel better soon :smile:
 

Toxick

Splat
Does anyone else find themselves throwing caution into the wind while PMSing?


Well, I, obviously, don't get PMS, however sometimes - just sometimes - during Mrs. Toxick's moontime, I will occasionally pause while shaving my neck.

I've also considered taking skydiving lessons while leaving the parachute on the plane.
 

latinamomma

Transam's wife
I usually just get a little emotional and a little moody....and then there is the " don't touch me" thing going on when I go to bed. the b!tch mode is calming down though. hunny's happy about that! LOL
 

camily

Peace
Still no period. I haven't had one since December I think. NOY pregnant. This is just how I roll. :lol:
I hate it! Is it possible to have an elective hysterectomy?
 

theArtistFormerlyKnownAs

Well-Known Member
Still no period. I haven't had one since December I think. NOY pregnant. This is just how I roll. :lol:
I hate it! Is it possible to have an elective hysterectomy?

hey, I have a question ladies.

GF and I were discussing it.

If you are on your period, do you still call it "PMS" or "just being a biatch"

:lol: I didn't DARE use that second phrase to her though :lmao: I like living :yay:
 

camily

Peace
hey, I have a question ladies.

GF and I were discussing it.

If you are on your period, do you still call it "PMS" or "just being a biatch"

:lol: I didn't DARE use that second phrase to her though :lmao: I like living :yay:

Tha would be being a beyotch. :yay:
 
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