Dear Amateur Alcoholics

[vraiblonde]

Yes, tonight is your night to

Now listen up:

I'm going out tonight, not drinking, and will be home by 12:30. If you all would kindly save your drunk driving until after that time so you don't whack me out, I'd appreciate it. I have a busy day tomorrow and an important job that needs to be completed, and I cannot be dead or hospitalized.

I understand that it's futile to tell you not to get wasted or to get a DD, so just wait until I'm safely home to start the Mario Kart stuff.

TIA!

 

[kom526]

so just wait until I'm safely home to start the Mario Kart stuff.

TIA!

This.
Is.
AWESOME!

 

[mAlice]

I hope to be bouncing a baby boy on my knee at the stroke of midnight, and climbing into bed shortly after that. No vehicles involved.

 

[Graymatter]

I'll be warming up the bed around 9:30 pm.

 

[RoseRed]

I'll be home, too.

 

[pelers]

Recovering from the crud here. In bed hours before midnight, I imagine.

 

[slotpuppy]

Same as all the above, I will be home.

 

[Vince]

I'm not amateur, I'm a professional. And I'm staying in for New Year's as usual.

 

[baileydog]

Im going to a friends house for dinner. Will be home before midnight and hopefully will make it home safe and sound. The bewitching hour should be between midnite and 2 am. Everyone be safe tonight and hopefully we all make it home safe. Happy New Year everyone.

 

[dan0623_2000]

New Years

I was going to stay in but now I am going out. Everyone have a good night. Drink and be Merry. I will post about any road blocks, oops I mean Soboriety check points, that I hear of.

 

[Chris0nllyn]

I understand that it's futile to tell you not to get wasted or to get a DD, so just wait until I'm safely home to start the Mario Kart stuff.

TIA!

So, I should take the banana peels and turtle shells out of my car?

 

[RoseRed]

Don't let this be you... Car Crashes Into Indianapolis House For Eleventh Time

 

[Vince]

Don't let this be you... Car Crashes Into Indianapolis House For Eleventh Time

Hope they have good homeowners insurance.

 

[RoseRed]

Hope they have good homeowners insurance.

They need a moat or a fortress.

 

[Chasey_Lane]

I'm a professional drinker and I plan to have dinner with some friends out, then adult beverages in the comfort of someone's house (in my neighborhood).

 

[Justme2]

Who!

Yes, tonight is your night to

Now listen up:

I'm going out tonight, not drinking, and will be home by 12:30. If you all would kindly save your drunk driving until after that time so you don't whack me out, I'd appreciate it. I have a busy day tomorrow and an important job that needs to be completed, and I cannot be dead or hospitalized.

I understand that it's futile to tell you not to get wasted or to get a DD, so just wait until I'm safely home to start the Mario Kart stuff.

TIA!

Who you calling ADMATURE! hICCUP! i BENN DRINKIN' for ears!

 

[Vince]

I'm a professional drinker and I plan to have dinner with some friends out, then adult beverages in the comfort of someone's house (in my neighborhood).

That's the way to do it, you can stumble home.

 

[Bann]

If you're going out, stay safe everyone! I've got a touch of the snifflies, so I'm not going anywheres tonight. We'll have snackies and junk food here. Might not even stay up until midnight - depends on how I feel.

 

[slotpuppy]

If you're going out, stay safe everyone! I've got a touch of the snifflies, so I'm not going anywheres tonight. We'll have snackies and junk food here. Might not even stay up until midnight - depends on how I feel.

We can call you and wake you up if fall asleep.

 

[luvmygdaughters]

Hubby has to work so I'll be home with Captn Morgan. Watch some tv, drink a little wine and probably in bed before 10 pm. Tomorrow is our day to celebrate, primerib roast for dinner and a good bottle of wine, at home.
Everyone Enjoy and stay safe!!