Dear Married Guy:
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Vince
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I was sure you'd go for a degree in psychology. Sociology sucks.Social Sciences is my degree path.
That's Ok. Anything you do is fine with your friends. We don't make judgements.
Larry Gude
Strung Out
Social Sciences is my degree path.
"Hello ma'am and welcome to WalMart! Why are you here? Is that your spouse or did you just walk in at the same time? I'm curious. Is this making you feel welcome or awkward? We have several fine sales today. Is that why you are here? Would you have come anyway were we not having a sale? Would you mind showing me some pictures of your grand-kids? I'm conducting a study to reveal any matriarchal or patriarchal bias in the appearance of the typical WalMart shopper. You've seen the websites, I'm sure. Hey! Where you going??? Well, have a nice day and come back soon!...Hello, sir, Welcome to Walmart! Sir....sir???? Hey! Get back here!...I went to school for this! I am a professional!!! Jerk!! Go sit in a bar somewhere. Alone. Play with your wedding ring. See if I care!..Hello! Welcome to..."
I had grilled hot dogs for dinner. And onions with some sort of really hot, fresh from our garden pepper...maybe THAT is the key...
Hey, people like to talk about themselves and I'm a good listener and genuinely interested. So kill me.
Larry Gude
Strung Out
Hey, people like to talk about themselves and I'm a good listener and genuinely interested. So kill me.
Uh...err...well. I know that. Which makes it easy to make fun of you in a good natured way.
And you're not a good listener per se. You're a good conversation starter. There's only so much listening you want to do between questions...
That's probably true.
Larry Gude
Strung Out
That's probably an understatement.
Oh pooh. I obviously listen otherwise I wouldn't know what questions to ask next to keep them going.
You need a real world! Grow up chick!
Larry Gude
Strung Out
Uh huh.
"Well, that's nice. I'm sure the surgery will go just fine this time...womens mature wear is right down that aways, just head for the bras and keep going...Hello and welcome to Walmart! Please, please, please have something interesting to say..."
Okay, you absolutely got me there. If they aren't interesting I will ask them nosy questions until they are.
You must have a lot of pain in your life to make you drink and insult strangers on the internet for no apparent reason.
Larry Gude
Strung Out
What's 'upchick' and does it like shade or full sun?